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By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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Filed under: sports sf sf giants world series double play seals stadium rally whiskey 
We watched three out of the four World Series games at the Double Play, the historic bar located at 16th & Bryant, across from the old location of Seals Stadium. The Giants played there for two years while Candlestick Park was being built, and now there’s a Safeway, and an Office depot on the site, though the actual stadium was probably closer to the 24-Hour Fitness. I’m the hatless guy clapping in the above photo (taken from the SF Chronicle’s article). The pretty girls to my left were strangers who stopped by and shared our table, though after two games, we’re well on our way to becoming lifelong pals.
The Double Play is a great old San Francisco bar, with a huge back dining room that has a giant mural of Seals. It was a raucous, fun time, and enabled a lot of superstitions and rally traditions - rally whiskey, my sister’s Panda dance (eat bamboo, climb tree, hibernate), wearing rally rags as bandit masks, coordinated clapping, and a spontaneous, heartwarming “HO-LY SHI-IT!” chant after Posey’s Game Four home run.
So thanks to the Giants for the wonderful playoff run, and thanks to Wayne and Courtney at Double Play for tolerating all of our nonsense and facilitating such a magical time. I know it almost certainly doesn’t matter what you wear, or drink, or eat during a baseball game that’s happening thousands of miles away, but why chance it? And I don’t think it was a coincidence that nearly every time a Giants pitcher got in trouble, the infield came through with a double play.(Photo: Noah Berger, Special To The Chronicle / SF)

We watched three out of the four World Series games at the Double Play, the historic bar located at 16th & Bryant, across from the old location of Seals Stadium. The Giants played there for two years while Candlestick Park was being built, and now there’s a Safeway, and an Office depot on the site, though the actual stadium was probably closer to the 24-Hour Fitness. I’m the hatless guy clapping in the above photo (taken from the SF Chronicle’s article). The pretty girls to my left were strangers who stopped by and shared our table, though after two games, we’re well on our way to becoming lifelong pals.

The Double Play is a great old San Francisco bar, with a huge back dining room that has a giant mural of Seals. It was a raucous, fun time, and enabled a lot of superstitions and rally traditions - rally whiskey, my sister’s Panda dance (eat bamboo, climb tree, hibernate), wearing rally rags as bandit masks, coordinated clapping, and a spontaneous, heartwarming “HO-LY SHI-IT!” chant after Posey’s Game Four home run.

So thanks to the Giants for the wonderful playoff run, and thanks to Wayne and Courtney at Double Play for tolerating all of our nonsense and facilitating such a magical time. I know it almost certainly doesn’t matter what you wear, or drink, or eat during a baseball game that’s happening thousands of miles away, but why chance it? And I don’t think it was a coincidence that nearly every time a Giants pitcher got in trouble, the infield came through with a double play.

(Photo: Noah Berger, Special To The Chronicle / SF)

Filed under: sports mlb world series mlb playoffs detroit tigers delmon young 
Filed under: sports mlb world series sf giants marco scutaro 

Stat of the Night

Marco Scutaro has an 11-game postseason hitting streak, which ties a 90-year-old team record set by Irish Meusel. It hearkens back to a more innocent, meaner time where it was totally acceptable to base a nickname on a baseball player’s ethnicity or physical flaws. Scutaro’s hit tonight pushed him past Redneck Kent, Black Guy Mays, and Tiny Balls Bonds on the all-time franchise list, and while he was overshadowed tonight by Kung Fu Venezuelan Sandoval, his contributions were huge for the team, and much appreciated by manager Macrocephaly Bochy.

Filed under: sports world series mlb sf giants pablo sandoval taco bell doritos locos tacos 
Taco Bell is giving out a free Doritos Locos to everyone in America if a player steals a base in the World Series. This promises to be a lot more successful than last year’s “Beanball Burrito” promotion, in which Taco Bell gave out a free bean burrito for every hit batsman, and certainly better than 2008’s “Streak For The Steak,” where any fan who successfully ran across the outfield naked won free Steak Quesadillas for a year.
This promotion also puts a lot of pressure on Angel Pagan and Gregor Blanco to swipe a bag early in the series, because otherwise Pablo Sandoval is going to try to steal second every single time he reaches first base.

Taco Bell is giving out a free Doritos Locos to everyone in America if a player steals a base in the World Series. This promises to be a lot more successful than last year’s “Beanball Burrito” promotion, in which Taco Bell gave out a free bean burrito for every hit batsman, and certainly better than 2008’s “Streak For The Steak,” where any fan who successfully ran across the outfield naked won free Steak Quesadillas for a year.

This promotion also puts a lot of pressure on Angel Pagan and Gregor Blanco to swipe a bag early in the series, because otherwise Pablo Sandoval is going to try to steal second every single time he reaches first base.

Filed under: sports baseball world series lance lynn St. Louis Cardinals 
Due to a communication mishap, this sign originally said “has a Lance Lynn to it.”
(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Due to a communication mishap, this sign originally said “has a Lance Lynn to it.”

(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Filed under: baseball sports texas rangers world series Buffalo Bills 
Tonight, Tony La Russa is getting soaked in champagne, and later can look forward to a congratulatory phone call from President Barack Obama.
Sadly, all Ron Washington has to look forward to is an empathetic drunk dial from Marv Levy.
(Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

Tonight, Tony La Russa is getting soaked in champagne, and later can look forward to a congratulatory phone call from President Barack Obama.

Sadly, all Ron Washington has to look forward to is an empathetic drunk dial from Marv Levy.

(Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

Filed under: sports world series St. Louis Cardinals colby lewis texas rangers 
While getting down on one knee works out great for Adrian Beltre, when Colby Lewis does it, he just bunts into double plays. Elvis Andrus is planning to hit on two knees, Dorf-style, once the game gets to the late innings.

While getting down on one knee works out great for Adrian Beltre, when Colby Lewis does it, he just bunts into double plays. Elvis Andrus is planning to hit on two knees, Dorf-style, once the game gets to the late innings.

Filed under: sports baseball St. Louis Cardinals world series lance berkman 
Lance Berkman: Clutch home-run hitter, surprisingly delicate high-fiver.
(Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Lance Berkman: Clutch home-run hitter, surprisingly delicate high-fiver.

(Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Filed under: sports baseball world series texas rangers St. Louis Cardinals 

How They Spent Their Night Off

The World Series was postponed due to rain last night. How did everyone spend their day off?

Josh Hamilton: Don’t ask him about that.

Rally Squirrel: Went nuts.

Tony La Russa: Went out to dinner with Albert Pujols and Allen Craig. First, Tony ordered the pasta primavera for everyone, but when they brought it out, he claimed he asked for gnocchi, and the waiter’s pen had malfunctioned. The gnocchi hadn’t been warmed up yet, so Tony ordered garlic bread as an appetizer. Before the hungry Pujols could dig in, La Russa ordered Craig to take restaurant silverware, and put it in his jacket. The maitre’d caught Craig stealing, and all three cardinals were thrown out of the restaurant. A  crestfallen Pujols nevertheless refused to blame La Russa for “taking the fork out of his hands.”

Mike Napoli: Ate all the food the Cardinals left behind at the restaurant.

Lance Berkman: Laid back on the couch like a big, fat pig and watched a movie.

Michael Young: Tried to help straighten out his house, but his wife noticed him reading old newspapers instead of recycling them, He also got distracted midway through mopping the kitchen, and started playing video games instead. Eventually, his wife - but not Ron Washington - decided that Young simply wasn’t suited to cleanup.

David Freese: Chilled out.

Ron Washington: Double-checked his Game Six lineup card - and his hairstyle - with Little Ron Washington.

Filed under: sports baseball world series St. Louis Cardinals lance berkman big fat pigs 
“I guess I’m going to lie back on the couch like a big, fat pig and watch a movie.”
Lance Berkman discusses tonight’s World Series rainout. Who says baseball players aren’t athletes?