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Filed under: raja bell utah jazz lakers Free Agency 2010 Warriors 
nbaoffseason:

He did it again. 
Marc Stein reports that Raja Bell has signed with the Utah Jazz, f’ing Kobe and the Lakers.  Again.
Contract was 3 years for 10 mil.  That’s more than Lakers 1.8 per.  I’d say Bell “doesn’t want to play for a championship,” but I don’t think he’s has made THAT much money over his career.  At least not enough to turn down an extra 4-6m in this recession, with an agent, manager and family.
(brainworks)

Raja Bell exemplifies everything that everyone seemingly wanted LeBron to do in his free agency: He didn’t go for the easy championship, instead choosing to go head-to-head with his old rival. Bell doesn’t have any rings, but at least he’s not a ring-chaser.
This signing also means that three years later, the returns from the dismantling of the “We Believe” Warriors are down to just Vladimir Radmanovic. Expect Andris Biedrins to be traded for very, very little any day now.

nbaoffseason:

He did it again. 

Marc Stein reports that Raja Bell has signed with the Utah Jazz, f’ing Kobe and the Lakers.  Again.

Contract was 3 years for 10 mil.  That’s more than Lakers 1.8 per.  I’d say Bell “doesn’t want to play for a championship,” but I don’t think he’s has made THAT much money over his career.  At least not enough to turn down an extra 4-6m in this recession, with an agent, manager and family.

(brainworks)

Raja Bell exemplifies everything that everyone seemingly wanted LeBron to do in his free agency: He didn’t go for the easy championship, instead choosing to go head-to-head with his old rival. Bell doesn’t have any rings, but at least he’s not a ring-chaser.

This signing also means that three years later, the returns from the dismantling of the “We Believe” Warriors are down to just Vladimir Radmanovic. Expect Andris Biedrins to be traded for very, very little any day now.

Filed under: Summer League Anthony Randolph Warriors joey devine 
Summer League correspondent Joey Devine poses next to departed Warriors forward Anthony Randolph, who was recently traded to the New York Knicks. He’s quite tall. Some might say Randolph looks out of focus in this photo. I view it as more of a Back to the Future thing, where the photograph becomes fuzzier as the Warriors future title hopes fade.

Summer League correspondent Joey Devine poses next to departed Warriors forward Anthony Randolph, who was recently traded to the New York Knicks. He’s quite tall. Some might say Randolph looks out of focus in this photo. I view it as more of a Back to the Future thing, where the photograph becomes fuzzier as the Warriors future title hopes fade.

Filed under: joey devine summer league Grizzlies Warriors Rockets Bulls Heat thabust 

Summer League Roundup, July 13

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I’ve got a correspondent, Joey Devine, at the Las Vegas Summer League this week, giving me reports on all the basketball action. The following is a distillation of his observations from Tuesday.

Best teammate: Chuck Hayes, Houston Rockets. Despite not playing in the Summer League, Hayes sat on Houston’s bench, cheering and congratulating teammates like a modern-day Jack Haley.

Worst teammate: Morris Almond, Chicago Bulls. Not only did Almond shoot virtually every time he touched the ball in his nine minutes of action, he exhibited a Kobe Bryant-style glare when teammates didn’t pass the ball to him.

Most surprising appearance: J.R. Smith, Denver Nuggets. When asked why he, a six-year veteran, was playing in Summer League, Smith responded, “Love of the game.”

Least surprising disappearance: The Maloof Brothers, who only made it through ten minutes of Heat-Warriors before fleeing in disgust.

Most impressive player: DeMar DeRozan, Toronto Raptors. He ran the floor, shut down Chase Budinger, and connected on both sides of more than a few alley-oops with Sonny Weems. I asked Joey and his friend, “Has DeMar learned to dribble yet?” and the answer was a resounding, “Eh, sort of?”

Least impressive player: OJ Mayo, Memphis Grizzlies. Mayo is re-learning the point guard position this year after the Grizzlies acquired Tony Allen and Xavier Henry to play on the wing. While Mayo scored a bunch, he turned the ball over and didn’t get the ball to teammates. Honorable mention goes to Hasheem Thabeet of Memphis, who was only more impressive by virtue of meeting the low expectations set for him.

Best shoes: Bryan Colangelo, Toronto Raptors, for his snakeskin loafers.

Most interesting female companion: Devin Harris, New Jersey Nets.

Best quote: “I don’t see why they call LeBron a king. All kings have rings, King George, King Tut, hell even Rodney King has one.” - A Las Vegas bus driver. (Note: I don’t think Rodney King has a ring.)

Scariest moment: Australian Joe Ingles, a Warriors roster hopeful, defended Miami Heat roster hopeful Jon Scheyer at the beginning of the second quarter. His aggressive swipe at the ball drilled Scheyer in the face, and sent him to the hospital with a lacerated eyelid. The initial text message I received said, “I think that Australian guy blinded Jon Scheyer.”

Most awkward moment: When Joey’s friend shouted, “That’s how we do it in the Bay!” after Scheyer first fell. Summer League is fairly quiet anyway, with the crowd heavily made up of scouts, reporters, and team officials, so yelling anything will get you some looks. He got more looks when Scheyer stayed down on the court for five minutes, and even more when the middle-aged couple sitting near him rushed down to the court to help. Yes, it was Jon Scheyer’s parents.

It was then that Joey and friend decided to leave before halftime. As they exited, an ambulance was pulling into the Thomas & Mack Center. Inadvertently offending a gym full of basketball people, including a player’s parents? That’s how we do it in the Bay!

(Sean Keane)

Filed under: summer league Warriors heat 
“The Maloofs just left. And no one would join in my defense chant. This is terrible.”
— A text message from Warriors-Heat at the Las Vegas Summer League.
Filed under: Warriors Knicks Feeding your family The landlord 

Congratulations, Larry Riley

With the trade of Anthony Randolph, Ronny Turiaf, and Kelenna Azubuike for David Lee, the Warriors are now the first team to lose a trade to the Knicks in over a decade. In fact, the last team who got fleeced this badly by the Knicks was… the Warriors, when they traded Latrell Sprewell for John Starks, Terry Cummings, and the eight years left on Chris Mills’ contract.

New York also won the exchange when they swapped Jamal Crawford for Al Harrington, meaning the Warriors are actually on a three-trade (at least!) losing streak against a team that employed Scott Layden and Isiah Thomas as general managers for the last decade. The Golden State Warriors: Where Isiah Thomas would have been an upgrade in the front office.

Filed under: warriors monta ellis great times out 
One of the few shots that went in for Monta Ellis tonight. He was 5-23, including a three-point attempt at the buzzer that bounced three times before rimming out. If only there’d been a wide-open 46% three-point shooter for him to pass to instead …

One of the few shots that went in for Monta Ellis tonight. He was 5-23, including a three-point attempt at the buzzer that bounced three times before rimming out. If only there’d been a wide-open 46% three-point shooter for him to pass to instead …

Filed under: andris biedrins warriors that's why they call 'em free 
Filed under: warriors nut-punching hawks 
Who says the Warriors can’t play on-the-ball defense?

Who says the Warriors can’t play on-the-ball defense?

Filed under: warriors magic floor slappers 
How badly did Orlando beat the Warriors last night?  J.J. Redick almost dunked.
(Photo by Fernando Medina/NBAE via Getty Images)

How badly did Orlando beat the Warriors last night?  J.J. Redick almost dunked.

(Photo by Fernando Medina/NBAE via Getty Images)

Filed under: warriors stephen curry ankle-breaking 

nbaoffseason:

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Steph Curry pulls a mean dreamshake on Chris “Birdman” Andersen. Sources report Ronny Turiaf is currently still in disbelief.

via bballrumor

It’s a testament to the Birdman’s athleticism that he was able to recover enough to get faked out of his jock a second time.