St. Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel disorders, and today, the Bonnies gave Florida State fans indigestion. The Seminoles shit the bed in the first half, falling behind by as much as ten points, but they showed a lot of intestinal fortitude in battling back. St. Bonaventure had a chance at a game-tying three at the buzzer, but Florida State responded with blockage. It was a rough opening game for FSU, but roughage can be helpful for many bowel disorders.
(Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)