SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports wnba britney griner 

WNBA Fun Fact

In her first game, Britney Griner made the fourth regular-season dunk in WNBA history. And the fifth. One game in, she’s already tied the all-time career dunk record.

Filed under: sports baseball munenori kawasaki toronto blue jays lost in translation 
“I did it. Give me a hug. It was boring.”
— Munenori Kawasaki, after a walk off hit against the Orioles.
Filed under: sports basketball glen rice sarah palin 
winstonwolfe:

Look at this fuckin’ Pacers fan…

I’m pretty sure Sarah Palin is a Heat fan; she’s been a big supporter of Glen Rice over the years.

winstonwolfe:

Look at this fuckin’ Pacers fan…

I’m pretty sure Sarah Palin is a Heat fan; she’s been a big supporter of Glen Rice over the years.

Filed under: sports baseball sf giants brandon belt 
“I love cheese.”
Filed under: oakland athletics sports baseball kansas city royals sweep 

Final: Athletics 4, Royals 3

greencollarbaseball:

Sweep! It’s not just three wins in a row, it’s what the O.co staff is going to do to the concourse for only the third time this season. If the team can do it again, ownership has promised to increase the mop budget at the trade deadline.

(via oaklandathletics)

Filed under: sports basketball amar'e stoudemire new york knicks 
nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”
(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

You’re out of your element, Prigioni!

nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”

(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

You’re out of your element, Prigioni!

Filed under: sports basketball sacramento kings maloofs 
As of today, we never have to look at these fucking guys ever again.

As of today, we never have to look at these fucking guys ever again.

Filed under: sports basketball san antonio spurs boris diaw golden state warriors steph curry 
Just another clean block by San Antonio.

Just another clean block by San Antonio.

Filed under: sports golden state warriors baron davis steph curry bullet fedora basketball 
nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

Filed under: sports sacramento sacramento kings vlade divac jason williams white chocolate 
Hugs all around! By a 22-8 vote, the Kings are officially staying in Sacramento.

Hugs all around! By a 22-8 vote, the Kings are officially staying in Sacramento.