SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
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The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports nba new jersey nets shelden williams shawne williams 
nbaoffseason:

Yeah. “Brooklyn” will solve everything.

The Nets are 2-7, and they have four different players named Williams!
How do they distinguish between Shawne and Shelden? Do they get their full first names on the back of the jerseys? And if so, are those the two saddest NBA jerseys you could possibly buy?

nbaoffseason:

Yeah. “Brooklyn” will solve everything.

The Nets are 2-7, and they have four different players named Williams!

How do they distinguish between Shawne and Shelden? Do they get their full first names on the back of the jerseys? And if so, are those the two saddest NBA jerseys you could possibly buy?

Filed under: New York Knicks shawne williams 

Friday Just Wasn’t Shawne Williams’ Night

From WSJ.com:

“With two minutes left in the second quarter, Shawne Williams missed four putbacks on the same possession.”

So do the Knicks give him Charles Smith’s old number immediately, or wait until the end of the year?

Filed under: marvin williams shawne williams New York Knicks Atlanta Hawks 

Marvin Williams brawls with Shawne Williams. The real victims of Williams-on-Williams violence are innocent bystanders like Landry Fields.

Congratulations to Josh Smith for his excellent box-out of Amar’e, and to Mike Bibby, for not letting go of the ball at any moment during his peacemaking efforts. If you’ve got Marvin on your fantasy team, keep in mind he’s suspended for one more game. If you’ve got Shawne on your fantasy team, quit fantasy basketball forever.