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The Steelers are playing in old-timey striped prison uniforms tonight, which is appropriate because the person who designed them should be thrown in jail.

Tim Tebow threw for 316 yards yesterday, and it reminded everyone of John 3:16, but let’s not forget Ben Roethlisberger threw for 289. And Proverbs 28:9 says:

“If one turns away his ear from hearing the law,
even his prayer is an abomination.”

In other words, the Lord does not consider an out-of-court settlement to be penance for Big Ben’s crimes.

Not a good game for Mr. Taylor. I haven’t seen an Ike get beaten this badly since I watched What’s Love Got To Do With It? in reverse.

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Man, Mike Tomlin doesn’t trust Dennis Dixon at ALL.

(Alternate caption: Meet The Packers)

“We beat the Ravens! We’re going to the Championship Game! And best of all, I’m not going to prison!”

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Gold medalist Michael Phelps, hanging out on the sidelines before the Steelers-Ravens game.

Looks like Ben Roethlisberger and Joe Flacco weren’t the only ones taking big hits on Sunday night.

Even though their starting quarterback broke his nose on their first possession, the Steelers rallied to beat the Ravens, 13-10. Roethlisberger wasn’t adversely affected by the broken nose much at all, probably because he’s been punched and pepper-sprayed so often on “dates” that he’s used to stinging pain and watering eyes.

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