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A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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Filed under: robert griffin 2012 nfl draft nfl draft baylor 
Robert Griffin III and his Barney socks are headed to the NFL.
(via PaulPabst)

Robert Griffin III and his Barney socks are headed to the NFL.

(via PaulPabst)

Filed under: sports football aldon smith 49ers alex smith NFL Draft 
If the 49ers’ new coach and GM were trying to strike fear in the hearts of their fans, there was no better way than drafting an “A. Smith” in the first round. Of course, if Aldon Smith can deliver the same kind of sack and interception numbers that Alex provided, he will have been a steal at #7.

If the 49ers’ new coach and GM were trying to strike fear in the hearts of their fans, there was no better way than drafting an “A. Smith” in the first round. Of course, if Aldon Smith can deliver the same kind of sack and interception numbers that Alex provided, he will have been a steal at #7.

Filed under: nfl draft 49ers bermanisms 
nationalfootballleague:

Going 49th (conveniently) to the San Francisco 49ers, is FS Taylor Mays out of USC. Surprised when passed over by ex-head coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks, Mays still goes north, to Mike Singletary & the Niners. Already a beefed up Offense, this is a nice pick-up for San Francisco, especially so far into the draft.

Love this pick.  It’s important to note that Chris Berman chose a Willie Mays reference rather than a Ronnie Lott reference when he talked about this pick.  He also considered saying, “A Taylor-made pick,” “A-Mays-ing he fell this far,” and “Another Trojan ‘war’ a 49ers uniform, and he made a ‘Lott’ of big plays.”

nationalfootballleague:

Going 49th (conveniently) to the San Francisco 49ers, is FS Taylor Mays out of USC. Surprised when passed over by ex-head coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks, Mays still goes north, to Mike Singletary & the Niners. Already a beefed up Offense, this is a nice pick-up for San Francisco, especially so far into the draft.

Love this pick.  It’s important to note that Chris Berman chose a Willie Mays reference rather than a Ronnie Lott reference when he talked about this pick.  He also considered saying, “A Taylor-made pick,” “A-Mays-ing he fell this far,” and “Another Trojan ‘war’ a 49ers uniform, and he made a ‘Lott’ of big plays.”

Filed under: lawrence taylor wade boggs hall of famers nfl draft 

As we prepare for Round Two of the NFL Draft, let’s remember the 1981 Draft, when Lawrence Taylor was selected #2, and celebrated by downing 41 Coors Lights.  In your face, Boggs!

Filed under: Nfl draft Notre dame Assholes 

NFL Draft: What Have We Learned? - Part One

Jimmy Clausen is a real asshole.

Filed under: nfl draft st. louis rams 

A warning for Sam Bradford

Bradford getting picked first by St. Louis is like the world’s best altar boy getting drafted by the Vatican.  Sure, it’s an honor, but you know his ass is getting pounded.

Filed under: nfl draft 

Fun with NFL Draft stats

2009 Oklahoma Sooners in the first four picks of the NFL Draft: 3

2009 Oklahoma Sooners won-loss record:  8-5