What Jim Nantz Is Rehearsing During Timeouts
“This season, a championship is Cali-par for the course.”
“Like a Sufi priest, John Calipari has perfected the annihilation of the Self.”
“The cabinet of Doctor Calipari now contains a championship trophy.”
“As Randy Quaid and Jonathan Winters foretold, tonight, Davis Ruled.”
“Big Jay the Jayhawk was a false idol, and tonight the messiah was Kidd-Gilchrist.”
“Kansas’ ass was bluegrass, and Kentucky was the lawnmower.”
“Though Anthony Davis was shut down by his Jayhawk counterpart, it was Withey without you, and without the trophy.”
“Goodbye, friends.”
