Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say
But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dray
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
By SF comedian Sean Keane.
I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
Stat of the Night
You could get tickets to tonight’s Pacers-Hawks game for four dollars.
J.R. Smith drives past Mike Miller as Chris Bosh leaves Miller hanging for the high five.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Jamaal Tinsley’s lob pass from behind the three-point line to Jeremy Evans…who is also behind the three-point line
(via @talkhoops)
Brothers & sisters, we are gathered here tonight to pay our last respects to Jason Terry, killed by LeBron James on March 18th, 2013…
Dwight Howard trying to avoid "circus"
Which has to be a real sacrifice, because you know Dwight Howard LOVES the circus. Sure, he’s eating a lot of cotton candy and looking at pictures of elephants online, but it’s not the same.
A look at Chris Webber’s first rap single. If anyone wants a copy of 2 Much Drama, I do actually own it, so hit me up.
And, why the hell not? C-Webb’s not one of the better NBA rappers, but he did get Kurupt to feature on this song. It’s “Gangsta Gangsta,” which is not a cover of the N.W.A. classic, but it does name-check both Jalen Rose and Jerome Bettis. If you weren’t paying attention in the month before Super Bowl XL, let me remind you: Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
Fun fact: Chris Webber’s real first name is “Mayce.” Unfortunately, there would be no Mayce-Ma$e collaboration, as Ma$e had retired from the rap game to become a pastor by the time C-Webb was recording “2 Much Drama”. For years, this is what Hedo Turkoglu thought real hip-hop was, and it inspired his own never-released rap single “Young Turk (Hard-Nosed Playa)”.
This video is also the reason that Doug Christie’s wife became so overprotective of him: if she turned her back for even a second, Doug would be dancing with girls in business suits and throwing invisible dice in Chris Webber’s weirdly large entryway.
Used copies of 2 Much Drama are available for $0.01 on Amazon. Act fast! There are only 21 copies left!
Russell Westbrook would have goaltended the shot. And probably the hug, too.
Fan at Heat/Pistons game makes half-court hook shot for $75K —with another $75K going to the Boys & Girls Club— & gets mobbed by LeBron in celebration.
Outstanding.
(Source: nbaoffseason)
The Celtics just couldn’t stop Carmelo Anthony tonight, not even when they tried Mr. Met’s basketball-headed cousin, Señor Baloncesto, as a defensive stopper. Señor Baloncesto committed two fouls in three scoreless minutes, though he did have some impressive no-look passes.
(AP Photo/Charles Krupa)
“Por favor, no me mojes la cabesa.”
-Señor Baloncesto
“Señor Baloncesto” might be the dumbest thing I have ever written on the internet.
The Sacramento Kings are moving to Seattle
R.I.P. Sacramento Kings. Your fans deserved better.
(via nbaoffseason)
After threatening to move their team to Anaheim, selling off their beer distributorship, getting an arena deal from Sacramento, expanding the Palms casino, selling the Palms casino, signing Lindsay Lohan’s sister to a record deal, backing out of the arena deal, and worst of all, drafting Jimmer Fredette, the Maloofs have sold the Kings to a Seattle ownership group, led by Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer and a Chris Hansen who doesn’t catch predators.
This has to be disappointing for Kings fans, who have continued to come out to games despite an economic downturn and some truly terrible post-Webber teams, while living under the threat of franchise relocation. Seattle fans have to be psyched to get basketball back, though they are going to have to stop complaining about Kevin Durant and the Thunder now that they’ve also stolen another city’s team. Of course, Kansas City and Rochester probably have very little sympathy for Sacramento.
Pour out some rakia into the river for Vlade Divac, listen to some Wayman Tisdale albums, and hang a Mitch Richmond jersey from the top of that weird ziggurat, for today, the cowbells clang a song of mourning.
