SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports nba nba finals norris cole miami heat kent bazemore 

Norris Cole is the Miami Heat’s Kent Bazemore

Filed under: sports basketball chicago bulls miami heat taj gibson joakim noah 

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Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson combine for three technicals and two ejections after the officials, as Steve Kerr says, “blatantly miss a couple calls in a row.” The game was already out of hand, but it got especially out of hand after Ray Allen completed the extremely rare six-point play.

Keep watching until the end for some Taj Gibson lip-reading fun - I think he says “Forget you, melon farmer!”

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

Filed under: sports basketball charles barkley nate robinson ray allen chicago bulls miami heat 
“In fairness, Ray Allen is 72 years old.”
— Charles Barkley, putting Nate Robinson’s driving ability in perspective
Filed under: sports basketball shane battier gross miami heat 
joeydevine:

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Shane Battier and his new mustache are finally adjusting to life in Miami.
(image courtesy Joey Devine)

I wish my Photoshop skills weren’t so great

Nice work by Joey. With this mustache, Battier looks like he lurks around dive bars at late hours, asking random girls if they want to “ride on my handlebars.”

joeydevine:

nbaoffseason:

Shane Battier and his new mustache are finally adjusting to life in Miami.

(image courtesy Joey Devine)

I wish my Photoshop skills weren’t so great

Nice work by Joey. With this mustache, Battier looks like he lurks around dive bars at late hours, asking random girls if they want to “ride on my handlebars.”

Filed under: chris bosh basketball miami heat sports 
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Mini-Bosh riding a chocolate elephant.

This is exactly how I imagine a Chris Bosh birthday party to look.

nbaoffseason:

Mini-Bosh riding a chocolate elephant.

This is exactly how I imagine a Chris Bosh birthday party to look.

Filed under: sports nba basketball miami heat new york knicks mike miller chris bosh j.r. smith 
J.R. Smith drives past Mike Miller as Chris Bosh leaves Miller hanging for the high five.

J.R. Smith drives past Mike Miller as Chris Bosh leaves Miller hanging for the high five.

Filed under: sports miami heat seattle supersonics 
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fuckyeahdwyanewade:

Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis in their new Miami Heat jerseys.


Remind me again, were the Sonics hijacked to OKC or South Beach?
Danny Fortson is waiting by the phone. Meanwhile, Nick Collison is inconsolable.

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fuckyeahdwyanewade:

Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis in their new Miami Heat jerseys.

Remind me again, were the Sonics hijacked to OKC or South Beach?

Danny Fortson is waiting by the phone. Meanwhile, Nick Collison is inconsolable.

Filed under: sports nba chris bosh miami heat 4th meal 
“I didn’t go into the party with the chalupa.”
— Chris Bosh
Filed under: eagles glenn frey miami heat nba sports joey devine 

Caught up in the action, I'll be looking out for you

  • Joey: I hate the fact that they're playing The Heat Is On in the arena during this interview.
  • Sean: I've always assumed that Pat Riley and Glenn Frey were BFFs.
Filed under: sports nba Miami Heat lebron james dwyane wade 
-heat:

LeBron & Wade’s pregame ritual.

Even LeBron’s pregame ritual includes him missing a big shot at the end.

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LeBron & Wade’s pregame ritual.

Even LeBron’s pregame ritual includes him missing a big shot at the end.

(via sbnation)