SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"

14 Jun 12

Filed under: self-promotion sean keane comedy sacramento kings maloof brothers

Sacramento Self-Promotion

Sportscentr readers in the River City take note: I will be opening for Ari Shaffir all weekend at the Sacramento Punch Line. Shows are 8 PM Thursday, 8/10 Friday-Saturday, and at 7 PM on Sunday night. Get your tickets here.

In exchange for that blatant self-promotion, here is a Sacramento-specific sports joke:

What do you call a bath product that demands you build a new shower for it, then threatens to relocate to a different bathtub, and loves to gamble? A Maloofah.

15 Apr 12

Filed under: sports sacramento kings nba maloof brothers

“As their bizarre press conference laid bare for all to see, dealing with the Maloofs is like dealing with the North Koreans— except they are less competent.”

— Chris Lehane, executive director of the committee devoted to keeping the Kings in Sacramento.