SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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NBA Off-Season
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports nba darly morey lamar odom mo williams 
nbaoffseason:

Candy stores in the greater Los Angeles area, this is your lucky day! Candy enthusiast and former Sixth Man of the Year Lamar Odom is returning to the Los Angeles Clippers, in a four-team trade that will send Mo Williams to the Utah Jazz. In return, Dallas gets a trade exception (from Utah’s Mehmet Okur trade), while Houston gets a second-round pick from Utah, and sends cash to the Mavs.
Why was Houston involved at all? Because Daryl Morey is more addicted to trades than Odom is to Skittles.

Seriously, we’re all excited about Lamar in LA, but has anyone checked on Daryl Morey? Is he OK? Has he slept in the last 96 hours? I hope he’s not rocking back and forth in his office with the lights off, muttering “Dwight Howard” and “Gotta get assets. Gotta get assets” over and over again.

nbaoffseason:

Candy stores in the greater Los Angeles area, this is your lucky day! Candy enthusiast and former Sixth Man of the Year Lamar Odom is returning to the Los Angeles Clippers, in a four-team trade that will send Mo Williams to the Utah Jazz. In return, Dallas gets a trade exception (from Utah’s Mehmet Okur trade), while Houston gets a second-round pick from Utah, and sends cash to the Mavs.

Why was Houston involved at all? Because Daryl Morey is more addicted to trades than Odom is to Skittles.

Seriously, we’re all excited about Lamar in LA, but has anyone checked on Daryl Morey? Is he OK? Has he slept in the last 96 hours? I hope he’s not rocking back and forth in his office with the lights off, muttering “Dwight Howard” and “Gotta get assets. Gotta get assets” over and over again.

Filed under: sports basketball Los Angeles Lakers lamar odom lamar modem 

“Lamar Modem” should be a character on “Khloe & Lamar.”

Lamar Modem:Lamar Odom :: Bobby Digital:RZA.

bethlehemshoals:

In tribute to Lamar Odom, who won Sixth Man of the Year today. RIP FanHouse.

Filed under: Kobe Bryant Lamar Odom Los Angeles Lakers 

nbaoffseason:

Kobe throws a towel in Lamar Odom’s face. 

via LarryBrownSports.com

@Suga_Shane

In case you were wondering, Kobe Bryant is still a dick.

Filed under: Lamar Odom Los Angeles Lakers 
nbaoffseason:

“Among all the many talents God gave Lamar, the very best part of Lamar is his amazing heart.”
(Sean Keane)

Even if you hate the Kardashians, I urge you to read the linked article above. Just one more piece of evidence that dating Armenian girls is good for your soul.

nbaoffseason:

“Among all the many talents God gave Lamar, the very best part of Lamar is his amazing heart.

(Sean Keane)

Even if you hate the Kardashians, I urge you to read the linked article above. Just one more piece of evidence that dating Armenian girls is good for your soul.

Filed under: lamar odom ron artest Los Angeles Lakers queensbridge 

More J-Zone

This whole thing is fantastic.

Dr. LIC: Ron Artest or Lamar Odom? Who do you roll with?

J-Zone: Artest all day! They’re both from Queens, Ron is from Queensbridge and Odom is from Jamaica. Odom grew up not too far from me, I live in Jamaica. But marrying a Kardashian is not hip-hop. Thanking your psychiatrist after winning a title is very hip-hop. Ron-Ron all fuckin day.