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Filed under: sports nba jason kidd kickin ass like jim kelly 

“What the Kidd Did,” by Jason Kidd with Money B.

Filed under: sports basketball Dallas Mavericks Jason Kidd NBA Finals Mark Jackson 
“Jason Kidd’s DNA is all over this title.”
— Mark Jackson, getting real gross in his final game as an announcer. I know Kidd was excited about winning his first championship, but, Jesus Christ, Jackson.
Filed under: Jason Kidd Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals Dwyane Wade 510 alameda 
“No layups!” is a constant refrain in the NBA playoffs, but rarely does it so directly determine the outcome of a game. Jason Kidd may be 38 years old, but he still lives that shit, delivering a double-armed takedown of Wade on a breakaway. Wade couldn’t get the easy two, and then, still shaken by the J-Kidd collision, missed one of his two subsequent free throws. Maybe he thought Kidd was going to throw a cookie at him?
Kidd reached deep for the strength to foul this hard. He thought of his jealousy, when Jim Jackson stole Toni Braxton. He remembered the white-hot rage of Alonzo Mourning when he attacked Kenyon Martin for making fun of his bad kidney. He thought of the stupid face Keith Van Horn made every time he thought he was fouled, and how infuriating that was. But mainly, he remembered growing up on the mean streets boulevards of the Oakland Hills, going to prep school on the hardscrabble island of Alameda, and how it felt during college, when his favorite Berkeley cafe ran out of the organic tabouleh, and he had to eat his falafel with the regular kind. And all that resentment turned into pure aggression that denied Dwyane Wade’s dunk attempt.
THE EAST BAY SAYS “NO LAYUPS!” AND START COMPOSTING ALREADY!
(Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
(Sean Keane)
(via nbaoffseason)

“No layups!” is a constant refrain in the NBA playoffs, but rarely does it so directly determine the outcome of a game. Jason Kidd may be 38 years old, but he still lives that shit, delivering a double-armed takedown of Wade on a breakaway. Wade couldn’t get the easy two, and then, still shaken by the J-Kidd collision, missed one of his two subsequent free throws. Maybe he thought Kidd was going to throw a cookie at him?

Kidd reached deep for the strength to foul this hard. He thought of his jealousy, when Jim Jackson stole Toni Braxton. He remembered the white-hot rage of Alonzo Mourning when he attacked Kenyon Martin for making fun of his bad kidney. He thought of the stupid face Keith Van Horn made every time he thought he was fouled, and how infuriating that was. But mainly, he remembered growing up on the mean streets boulevards of the Oakland Hills, going to prep school on the hardscrabble island of Alameda, and how it felt during college, when his favorite Berkeley cafe ran out of the organic tabouleh, and he had to eat his falafel with the regular kind. And all that resentment turned into pure aggression that denied Dwyane Wade’s dunk attempt.

THE EAST BAY SAYS “NO LAYUPS!” AND START COMPOSTING ALREADY!

(Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

(Sean Keane)

(via nbaoffseason)

Filed under: sports basketball nba playoffs Mike Bibby Jason Kidd 
PAC-10 BASKETBALL!

PAC-10 BASKETBALL!

Filed under: jason kidd mavericks hawks cleverness 

Heads-up play of the year from Jason Kidd. With the Mavs down two points to the Hawks, Kidd caught coach Mike Woodson with one foot on the court, and elbowed him into the scorer’s table. The result?  A technical foul on Woodson, a huge momentum swing, a free point for Dirk Nowitzki, an eventual victory for the Mavs, and basketball fans everywhere sleeping on Kidd’s monster 19 point/17 assist/ 16 rebound game (at age 36!).  Old Man Kidd may not be able to guard young players like Darren Collison anymore, but he’s now led Dallas to seven straight victories.