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Filed under: sports golf masters bubba watson think pink 

Bubba Watson miracle shot. It’s gotta be the pink driver!

Filed under: sports golf masters bubba watson augusta national 

Sunday Whites

  • Me: Why was Bubba Watson wearing all white at the Masters?
  • Dad: It's a tribute to the club's membership policy.
Filed under: sports golf masters bubba watson 

Bubba Watson is great at hitting the ball out of the trees, but not so good at shaking hands.

Filed under: ryan gosling golf tiger woods 
maxsilvestri:

“If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, you want any hot dogs in that five minutes and I’m yours no matter what. I don’t sit in while you’re eating it; I don’t carry mustard… I drive a hot dog truck.”

maxsilvestri:

“If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, you want any hot dogs in that five minutes and I’m yours no matter what. I don’t sit in while you’re eating it; I don’t carry mustard… I drive a hot dog truck.”

(Source: gabedelahaye)

Filed under: Sports Golf masters rory mcilroy 
Rory McIlroy had a rough start to his final round, but started the back nine at +1 on the day. He was still in first place, still at 11-under par. Then he proceeded to triple-bogey 10, bogey 11, double-bogey 12, and hit the ball into a creek on 13. It was reminiscent of similar meltdowns by Greg Norman, “The Great White Shark.”
If Northern Ireland weren’t too cold for great white sharks (or, if St. Patrick hadn’t driven them out, along with all the snakes), we’d have been hearing more comparisons. As it was, former British Open runner-up Jean Van de Velde tried to call and offer consolation, but it didn’t work out. First, Van de Velde misdialed, then sent a blank text message while trying to redial. He tried a follow-up text, which he accidentally posted as a Facebook status update, then dropped his phone into a creek. But trust me, he feels your pain, Rory.

Rory McIlroy had a rough start to his final round, but started the back nine at +1 on the day. He was still in first place, still at 11-under par. Then he proceeded to triple-bogey 10, bogey 11, double-bogey 12, and hit the ball into a creek on 13. It was reminiscent of similar meltdowns by Greg Norman, “The Great White Shark.”

If Northern Ireland weren’t too cold for great white sharks (or, if St. Patrick hadn’t driven them out, along with all the snakes), we’d have been hearing more comparisons. As it was, former British Open runner-up Jean Van de Velde tried to call and offer consolation, but it didn’t work out. First, Van de Velde misdialed, then sent a blank text message while trying to redial. He tried a follow-up text, which he accidentally posted as a Facebook status update, then dropped his phone into a creek. But trust me, he feels your pain, Rory.

Filed under: Sports Golf phil mickelson masters 
This year, Augusta National started giving out a complimentary pair of khaki shorts with every Masters ticket sold. Next year, they’re adding cup holders.
Phil Mickelson has already asked if there were any extra shorts, and if so, would former winners have first dibs on taking them home?
(AFP PHOTO / Don Emmert)

This year, Augusta National started giving out a complimentary pair of khaki shorts with every Masters ticket sold. Next year, they’re adding cup holders.

Phil Mickelson has already asked if there were any extra shorts, and if so, would former winners have first dibs on taking them home?

(AFP PHOTO / Don Emmert)