SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports basketball david lee golden state warriors dakota wizards al jefferson utah jazz 
Filed under: sports nba nba playoffs golden state warriors sarunas jasikevicius adonal foyle 

We Believe Warriors

joeydevine:

“We Believe” Warriors in the NBA currently on Playoff Rosters: Baron Davis, Stephen Jackson, Jason Richardson, Matt Barnes, Al Harrington, Mickael Pietrus, Kelenna Azubuike

“We Believe” Warriors in the NBA not in the playoffs: Monta Ellis, Andris Biedrins

MAYBE THEY PICKED THE WRONG 2…. 

I thought Josh Powell might be on a playoff roster (he’s not; he’s playing in Puerto Rico), and was surprised to see this as the first sentence of his Wikipedia page:

For the Utah murder-suicide case, see Disappearance of Susan Powell.

Meanwhile, Šarūnas Jasikevičius was a Greek Cup champion and MVP this year, and Adonal Foyle’s team made it to the regional finals of the National Poetry Slam.

Filed under: sports golden state warriors bob fitzgerald 
firebobfitzgerald:

Ralph Barbieri is fired, yet Bob Fitzgerald keeps his job. There is no justice in this world.

firebobfitzgerald:

Ralph Barbieri is fired, yet Bob Fitzgerald keeps his job. There is no justice in this world.

Filed under: sports nba Mickael Pietrus boston celtics golden state warriors don nelson 
“Just take the brain out, make it lift weights, put it on a treadmill, put it back in, and fix it.”

Mickael Pietrus on how he beat his concussion (via anaccumulation)

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was medical advice from Don Nelson.

Filed under: sports nba terrence williams sacramento kings golden state warriors david lee isaiah thomas 

In his Sacramento Kings debut, Terrence Williams delivered an impressive block on David Lee with seconds remaining, then lost control of the ball trying to drive to the basket. The five-second demonstration encapsulated his career: impressive athleticism and court awareness alongside depressing decision-making and ball-handling. Kings fans, enjoy the highs and lows of the Williams experience, at least for the next seventeen days.

Because this was a Kings-Warriors game, that wasn’t the end of the on-court bloopers. David Lee got a five-second violation after failing to inbound the ball, then Isaiah Thomas gave it right back by dribbling the ball off his own leg. Technically, the Warriors finished with more points than the Kings, but in a game like this, there are no winners.

Filed under: sports nba golden state warriors rick barry joe lacob 
This was just like the time that 13-year-old girl forgot the words to the national anthem at a Blazers game, and Maurice Cheeks came out to rescue her. Only instead of a little girl, it was a multimillionaire who’s planning to move the team out of town, and instead of the crowd singing together, it was Rick Barry freaking out and yelling at everyone.

This was just like the time that 13-year-old girl forgot the words to the national anthem at a Blazers game, and Maurice Cheeks came out to rescue her. Only instead of a little girl, it was a multimillionaire who’s planning to move the team out of town, and instead of the crowd singing together, it was Rick Barry freaking out and yelling at everyone.

Filed under: sports nba golden state warriors rick barry 
“I acted like a jerk. Did a lot of stupid things. Opened my big mouth and said a lot of things that upset and hurt people. I was an easy person to hate.”
Rick Barry, 1983
Filed under: sports nba golden state warriors rock barry Chris Mullin 

“This was the most Warriors moment in history.”

- Joey Devine

nbaoffseason:

Warrior fans booed owner Joe Lacob during Chris Mullin’s jersey retirement at halftime. They also chanted “We Want Monta!” Friends from the game assure me that in person, the boos sounded “ten times louder.” Chris Mullin got the booing to stop temporarily, but the boos returned once Lacob started talking again. It didn’t help when Rick Barry grabbed the mic to scold the crowd, forgetting that nobody likes him either.

There was no real reason for Lacob to even speak, except so he could brag that he bought Chris Mullin a week’s vacation. Knowing Lacob, he’d explain that Mullin couldn’t take the vacation until 2014, when the Warriors would finally have cap space to afford it. It still wasn’t as bad as when old owner Chris Cohan got booed at the All-Star Game, along with his son.

Maybe Lacob’s trades have been defensible, and maybe he really is committed to winning. But he’s greatly misread the feelings of Warrior fans, who have seen him lose Jeremy Lin for nothing, waste his amnesty provision on a futile attempt to sign DeAndre Jordan, promise a playoff appearance and then tank the season - while only three games out. But he really screwed up when he started his speech with, “Now that we got that over with.” He taunted an already-angry crowd, and he got exactly what he deserved.

The lesson for Joe Lacob is the same whether he’s discussing trades that will never happen, or playoff appearances that will never happen, or trying to interject himself into the tribute to a classic player from 15 years before his time: Stop talking so much.

(via Ball Don’t Lie)

(SK)

Filed under: jean quan golden state warriors monta ellis Stephen Jackson 
Watch out, Jean Quan - the real Mayor is coming back to Oakland.

Watch out, Jean Quan - the real Mayor is coming back to Oakland.

Filed under: sports nba Stephen Jackson Indiana Pacers golden state warriors 
“We’re still all blessed to be in the NBA and still have jobs. And one monkey don’t stop no show. That was our whole attitude. That we can get it done with him or we can get it done without him.”
Stephen Jackson, in one of his many great quotes from the Grantland oral history of the Pacers-Pistons brawl. We still miss you in the Bay, Stack Jack.