“I want you to go to San Francisco, and I want you to beat the 49ers. I want you to make Jim Harbaugh suffer, Sean Payton. I want you to beat his team, and then slap him on the back as hard as you can. Avenge me, Sean Payton. Avenge my handshake.”
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As a final indignity to the team from Detroit, today’s game was played in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.
Megatron was also disappointed to learn that Darren Sproles is an Autobot.
“I’m sorry I got ejected. But Coach, he shook my hand really hard! And then he slapped me on the back!”
“I understand, Ndamukong. I understand.”
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Nate Burleson picks up Kevin Smith in celebration after a fourth-quarter touchdown. This is the first time someone has been able to pick up a Kevin Smith since Joey Lauren Adams did on the set of “Chasing Amy.”
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3 Touchdowns and 140 yards rushing.
Kevin Smith was Superman today.
He’s also most likely available in your league. Get on it!
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It’s the first time a Kevin Smith has done anything good since “Mallrats”.
Detroit cornerback Alphonso Smith weighs 190 pounds, but it’s still taken Tom Brady and Deion Branch just 45 minutes to burn him completely. And on both sides of the field, too, so he should be evenly roasted by now.
Congratulations to Fred Jackson and the Buffalo Bills, who won their first game of the season today. They got the victory versus the NFL’s last “defeated” team, the Detroit Lions. They probably would have preferred to beat a more legitimate football team, but a win is a win - even if it comes against Shaun Hill.
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Matthew Stafford, down on the ground with yet another shoulder injury. The Lions have to hope his shoulder isn’t made out of the same stuff as Ki-Jana Carter’s knee. Or Ryan Leaf’s brain.
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