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By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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Filed under: sports baseball barry zito sf giants colorado rockies 

Stat of the Afternoon

Through seven innings:

Colorado Rockies batting average vs. Barry Zito:  .190

Barry Zito batting average vs. Colorado Rockies: .250

Filed under: Sports baseball pablo sandoval ubaldo jimenez sf giants colorado rockies 
Filed under: Sports baseball colorado rockies Pittsburgh Pirates clint hurdle jim tracy 

Jim Tracy: “Fool me once, shame on me. You fool me, you can’t get fooled again.”

This is a great story of baseball trickery, made better by the history of the managers involved. Jim Tracy used to work for the Pirates, while Hurdle was replaced by Tracy in Colorado, despite having led the Rockies to the World Series 18 months earlier. In any Pirates-Rockies game this year, you can expect Pittsburgh to empty their arsenal of hidden ball tricks, suicide squeezes, and those plays where the pitcher pretends he’s throwing a pickoff to first but then he wheels and actually throws it to third. All while Clint Hurdle sits in the dugout and mutters, “I’ll show you an in-game strategist, O’Dowd!”

oldtimefamilybaseball:

With Josh Rodriguez on first base and Jose Tabata up to bat with two outs in the bottom of the 14th inning and pitcher Garrett Olsen on deck, Jim Tracy was faced with two decision: pitch to Tabata or go after the pitcher with runners on first and second.

Instead, being the wise sage that he is, Clint Hurdle put Andrew McCutchen in the lead off circle, daring Jim Tracy to call his bluff. Tracy then pitched to Tabata who hit the game-winning double high off the Clemente wall.

From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

“Asked if the move was a decoy to get the Rockies to think McCutchen was up next … “No, come on, why would we do that,” Hurdle said with a sly chuckle.

After fourteen innings, I don’t blame anyone for just wanting to get the game over and it’s very possible that after 5 hours and 11 minutes, Jim Tracy might have missed a bit of game strategy.

But know this, the Pirates are now 5-3 and they are even doing crafty, smart things. No, they probably won’t win 82 games this season, but no longer is the greatest threat at PNC Park the health effects from a Primanti Bros sandwich.

Filed under: colorado rockies todd helton denny neagle mike hampton 
Filed under: colorado rockies humidor swoons 

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidority

Colorado falls to 1-5 in the humidor-monitoring era.

Filed under: colorado rockies humidor Chicanery 

Humidormant

Updating this:

The Rockies are now 1-4 with MLB monitoring the humidor baseballs.

Filed under: colorado rockies ubaldo jimenez 
“Sorry, kid, but there’s a reason they don’t call it ‘Rocktember.’”
(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

“Sorry, kid, but there’s a reason they don’t call it ‘Rocktember.’”

(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Filed under: colorado rockies Chicanery why tulo is not the mvp 

Fun With Small Sample Sizes

2010 Colorado Rockies home record, with unregulated humidor:  51-24

2010 Colorado Rockies home record, after humidor monitoring began:  1-3 

Filed under: colorado rockies sf giants Oakland A's billy beane 
mightyflynn:

CarGo, en fuego
(photo by AP)

Quite a moment for CarGo, and perhaps the final nail in the coffin for the Giants playoff chances.
A’s fans, how does Carlos Gonzalez’s year make you feel about Billy Beane’s trading acumen these days?

mightyflynn:

CarGo, en fuego

(photo by AP)

Quite a moment for CarGo, and perhaps the final nail in the coffin for the Giants playoff chances.

A’s fans, how does Carlos Gonzalez’s year make you feel about Billy Beane’s trading acumen these days?

Filed under: colorado rockies ubaldo jimenez 
You know how teammates will avoid a pitcher in the dugout when he’s throwing a no-hitter? They also do that when a pitcher gives up six runs in two innings.
The other possibility is that Ubaldo Jimenez smells bad, and no matter how well or poorly he’s pitching, the Rockies simply don’t like sitting near him.

You know how teammates will avoid a pitcher in the dugout when he’s throwing a no-hitter? They also do that when a pitcher gives up six runs in two innings.

The other possibility is that Ubaldo Jimenez smells bad, and no matter how well or poorly he’s pitching, the Rockies simply don’t like sitting near him.