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By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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Filed under: sports basbeall sf giants los angeles dodgers bruce bochy 
Some great battles today: Giants vs. Dodgers. Beckett vs. Sandoval. Kontos vs. Kemp. Lincecum vs. his fastball command. And the most epic duel of them all, Bruce Bochy vs. the dugout rail.

Some great battles today: Giants vs. Dodgers. Beckett vs. Sandoval. Kontos vs. Kemp. Lincecum vs. his fastball command. And the most epic duel of them all, Bruce Bochy vs. the dugout rail.

Filed under: sports mlb sf giants tim lincecum bruce bochy victory parade 
Tim Lincecum was also tremendous today, thanks to Bruce Bochy’s decision to start Timmy’s car 40% of the way through the parade. Lincecum delivered, coming through with some clutch finger-pointing and great movement on his waving.
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Tim Lincecum was also tremendous today, thanks to Bruce Bochy’s decision to start Timmy’s car 40% of the way through the parade. Lincecum delivered, coming through with some clutch finger-pointing and great movement on his waving.

(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Filed under: sports mlb mlb playoffs sf giants Detroit Tigers bruce bochy jim leyland 
Bruce Bochy is taller than Jim Leyland, but most of that difference is in skull height.
(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

Bruce Bochy is taller than Jim Leyland, but most of that difference is in skull height.

(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

Filed under: sports mlb sf giants aubrey huff buster posey bruce bochy 
Aubrey Huff was playing second base because the Giants didn’t have any middle infielders. But Buster Posey played all nine positions in college, and the backup catcher had already come in as a pinch-hitter. Still, Bruce Bochy wanted to keep Posey behind the plate for whatever reason, including the possibility that someone would try to slide into his ankle to take him out on a double play.
What happened? First, this amazing play, followed by a game-ending error by Posey, which happened after someone slid into his ankle to take him out on a double play.
oldtimefamilybaseball:

findtheswagger:

So Aubrey Huff played second base in the ninth inning today. A routine ground ball went to Burriss, and this happened.

Super utility. 

Aubrey Huff was playing second base because the Giants didn’t have any middle infielders. But Buster Posey played all nine positions in college, and the backup catcher had already come in as a pinch-hitter. Still, Bruce Bochy wanted to keep Posey behind the plate for whatever reason, including the possibility that someone would try to slide into his ankle to take him out on a double play.

What happened? First, this amazing play, followed by a game-ending error by Posey, which happened after someone slid into his ankle to take him out on a double play.

oldtimefamilybaseball:

findtheswagger:

So Aubrey Huff played second base in the ninth inning today. A routine ground ball went to Burriss, and this happened.

Super utility. 

Filed under: sports baseball bruce bochy brandon belt sf giants 
Filed under: sf giants bruce bochy pablo sandoval sports baseball 
Semi-serious question:
Did all the weight that Sandoval lost off his midsection go directly to Bochy’s head? Seriously, that thing’s like Sputnik - spherical, but quite pointy in parts. Why wasn’t Bochy brought in as a defense witness in the Bonds trial? He’d prove that even a 55-year-old man can see his head become incrementally more gargantuan with each passing year, without any performance-enhancing drugs involved.
Don’t worry about Bruce. After the Giants rallied to win, down to their last strike in the ninth, he’ll be crying tears of joy tonight on his huge pillow.
(AP photo)

Semi-serious question:

Did all the weight that Sandoval lost off his midsection go directly to Bochy’s head? Seriously, that thing’s like Sputnik - spherical, but quite pointy in parts. Why wasn’t Bochy brought in as a defense witness in the Bonds trial? He’d prove that even a 55-year-old man can see his head become incrementally more gargantuan with each passing year, without any performance-enhancing drugs involved.

Don’t worry about Bruce. After the Giants rallied to win, down to their last strike in the ninth, he’ll be crying tears of joy tonight on his huge pillow.

(AP photo)

Filed under: Sports baseball sf giants Miguel tejada bruce bochy 
As Dan Runzler handed off the game ball after a disastrous seventh inning, Bruce Bochy bobbled it, and then Aubrey Huff ran in and kicked the ball to the base of the fence. And during that whole sequence, Miguel Tejada swung at the ball four times.
(Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

As Dan Runzler handed off the game ball after a disastrous seventh inning, Bruce Bochy bobbled it, and then Aubrey Huff ran in and kicked the ball to the base of the fence. And during that whole sequence, Miguel Tejada swung at the ball four times.

(Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

Filed under: sf giants parade bruce bochy 
This is not a photographic illusion: The World Series trophy is in fact larger than Bruce Bochy’s enormous head.
(Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

This is not a photographic illusion: The World Series trophy is in fact larger than Bruce Bochy’s enormous head.

(Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Filed under: sf giants nlcs bruce bochy 
“I don’t think anybody wants to see me in one. And I don’t really enjoy seeing Aubrey in his.”
— Bruce Bochy - not wearing a rally thong.
Filed under: bruce bochy big head big brain nlcs giants-phillies 
Every move Bruce Bochy made worked out today.  He started Edgar Renteria and Aaron Rowand, and they each scored a run. He stuck with Matt Cain in the seventh, and Cain got out of the inning. He lifted Cain for Javier Lopez, and Lopez mowed down the heart of Philly’s lineup. And he even got a quality cheerleading effort from the slumping Kung Fu Panda.
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Every move Bruce Bochy made worked out today.  He started Edgar Renteria and Aaron Rowand, and they each scored a run. He stuck with Matt Cain in the seventh, and Cain got out of the inning. He lifted Cain for Javier Lopez, and Lopez mowed down the heart of Philly’s lineup. And he even got a quality cheerleading effort from the slumping Kung Fu Panda.

(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)