Joey Devine: Do you realize how hard it would be to explain Brian Wilson to someone that just woke up from a coma from 2003?
Sean: I feel like it would be weird even for someone from 2008.
Joey: “So wait… I get that no one hits home runs now, but explain again why our closer wears a fake beard and lip syncs with children on the Internet?”
Sean: “Why does anyone care about that born-again mixed martial arts guy who blows all those saves?”
Joey: I guess Billy Koch should have just dyed his bad beard.
Sean: “This still doesn’t explain why Andre Dawson is in the Hall of Fame.”
Joey: “Why does everyone hate LeBron James now? I love LeBron! He’s the next Magic Johnson.”
Sean: “He’s like the NBA’s Brett Favre!”