If you’ve got that much hair near your mouth at all times, every once in a while, you’re gonna choke.
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By SF comedian Sean Keane.
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
By SF comedian Sean Keane.
I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
A psychic Brian Wilson predicts the Carlos Beltran trade two weeks ago at the All Star Game.
Three scoreless innings, three strikeouts, two wins, and a save. Pretty nice little weekend for Brian Wilson.
Bruce Bochy deserves credit for deploying Wilson in the ninth inning of tied games, rather than letting the save rule dictate when the beard comes out of the pen. If this trend keeps up, Wilson’s going to finish with more wins than Madison Bumgarner.
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Joey Devine: Do you realize how hard it would be to explain Brian Wilson to someone that just woke up from a coma from 2003?
Sean: I feel like it would be weird even for someone from 2008.
Joey: “So wait… I get that no one hits home runs now, but explain again why our closer wears a fake beard and lip syncs with children on the Internet?”
Sean: “Why does anyone care about that born-again mixed martial arts guy who blows all those saves?”
Joey: I guess Billy Koch should have just dyed his bad beard.
Sean: “This still doesn’t explain why Andre Dawson is in the Hall of Fame.”
Joey: “Why does everyone hate LeBron James now? I love LeBron! He’s the next Magic Johnson.”
Sean: “He’s like the NBA’s Brett Favre!”
Charlie Sheen: Beardless Brian Wilson?
“Major League 3…a lot of people think it’s called “The Wild Thing” - as they should!”
Sheen also calls Brian Wilson an “awesome Vatican assassin.” Should I be worrying about the ninth inning this year?
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Brian Wilson on the Tonight Show, Part 2
Brian Wilson is awesome. Jay Leno is not so awesome.
“My minor league stats as a starter were 0-3 with a 9 ERA. And I don’t know if you’re familiar with stats, but that’s horrible, actually.”
(Source: hulu.com)
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Brian Wilson on the Tonight Show, Part 1
Somehow, Brian Wilson makes the simple act of drinking water from a mug hilarious.
(Source: hulu.com)
Here’s Brian “Karate Kid” Wilson at the Giants’ Parade. To celebrate their victory, Travis Ishikawa let Wilson have his choice of vintage cars from Ishikawa’s garage.
(AP Photo/Paul Sakum)
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Whether he’s pitching the ninth inning of a close game or meeting a throng of fans in front of a flimsy chain link fence, Brian Wilson is happiest when he’s right on the brink of disaster.
Three badass dudes with three badass haircuts.
Lincecum: The “Dazed and Confused”
Cain: The “John C. Reilly in Step Brothers”
Wilson: The “Post-Apocalyptic Ninja Assassin”
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