SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports basketball grant hill jason kidd juwan howard 
1994-5 Rookies of the Year, who both retired within a three-day span. The fifth-place finisher that year was Juwan Howard, who might only make it one day longer than Kidd if Indiana pulls the upset tonight.

1994-5 Rookies of the Year, who both retired within a three-day span. The fifth-place finisher that year was Juwan Howard, who might only make it one day longer than Kidd if Indiana pulls the upset tonight.

Filed under: sports basketball jason kidd grant hill bobby hurley california golden bears 
Jason Kidd has announced his retirement from the NBA. Kidd waited until today to make the announcement, because he wanted to outlast Grant Hill one final time.

Jason Kidd has announced his retirement from the NBA. Kidd waited until today to make the announcement, because he wanted to outlast Grant Hill one final time.

Filed under: sports basketball tracy mcgrady tmac stephen jackson 
If the Spurs end up winning the title, there’s a distinct possibility that Stephen Jackson murders Tracy McGrady in the off-season.

If the Spurs end up winning the title, there’s a distinct possibility that Stephen Jackson murders Tracy McGrady in the off-season.

Filed under: sports basketball tracy mcgrady tmac 
nbaoffseason:

In your face, Vince Carter! How you like me now, Pat Garrity? Smell you later, Moochie Norris! Tracy McGrady is playing in the NBA Finals.

Well, “playing… If things go really well or really badly for the Spurs.” Still, Bostjan Nachbar has got to be jealous.

nbaoffseason:

In your face, Vince Carter! How you like me now, Pat Garrity? Smell you later, Moochie Norris! Tracy McGrady is playing in the NBA Finals.

Well, “playing… If things go really well or really badly for the Spurs.” Still, Bostjan Nachbar has got to be jealous.

Filed under: sports basketball glen rice sarah palin 
winstonwolfe:

Look at this fuckin’ Pacers fan…

I’m pretty sure Sarah Palin is a Heat fan; she’s been a big supporter of Glen Rice over the years.

winstonwolfe:

Look at this fuckin’ Pacers fan…

I’m pretty sure Sarah Palin is a Heat fan; she’s been a big supporter of Glen Rice over the years.

Filed under: sports basketball amar'e stoudemire new york knicks 
nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”
(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

You’re out of your element, Prigioni!

nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”

(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

You’re out of your element, Prigioni!

Filed under: sports basketball sacramento kings maloofs 
As of today, we never have to look at these fucking guys ever again.

As of today, we never have to look at these fucking guys ever again.

Filed under: sports basketball san antonio spurs boris diaw golden state warriors steph curry 
Just another clean block by San Antonio.

Just another clean block by San Antonio.

Filed under: sports golden state warriors baron davis steph curry bullet fedora basketball 
nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

Filed under: sports basketball golden state warriors lil wayne 
Very appropriate that Lil Wayne showed up tonight, since the Warriors backcourt spent the whole game in a coma. Silver lining is that, just like Thompson and Curry, Weezy had no stroke.

Very appropriate that Lil Wayne showed up tonight, since the Warriors backcourt spent the whole game in a coma. Silver lining is that, just like Thompson and Curry, Weezy had no stroke.

(Source: officialwarriors)