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By SF comedian Sean Keane.
I also blog at:
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NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
If the Spurs end up winning the title, there’s a distinct possibility that Stephen Jackson murders Tracy McGrady in the off-season.
“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”
(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)
You’re out of your element, Prigioni!
Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.
OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!
Very appropriate that Lil Wayne showed up tonight, since the Warriors backcourt spent the whole game in a coma. Silver lining is that, just like Thompson and Curry, Weezy had no stroke.
(Source: officialwarriors)





