SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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Filed under: sports nfl NFL Playoffs 49ers alex smith joe staley glen coffee 
Alex Smith deserves all the credit in the world for his touchdown run, but tackle Joe Staley made an impressive run of his own, hustling twenty yards down the field to take out the safety. Nice hustle, big man! I think that’s faster than Glen Coffee ever ran for the Niners.
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Alex Smith deserves all the credit in the world for his touchdown run, but tackle Joe Staley made an impressive run of his own, hustling twenty yards down the field to take out the safety. Nice hustle, big man! I think that’s faster than Glen Coffee ever ran for the Niners.

(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Filed under: alex smith alex smith? alex smith! sports nfl 49ers vernon davis 

The Catch III

Smith-to-Davis, 2012.

Filed under: sports nfl alex smith 49ers 

Elliot speaks the truth

  • Me: Is Alex Smith married?
  • My friend Elliot: Nobody fucking cares.
Filed under: sports football aldon smith 49ers alex smith NFL Draft 
If the 49ers’ new coach and GM were trying to strike fear in the hearts of their fans, there was no better way than drafting an “A. Smith” in the first round. Of course, if Aldon Smith can deliver the same kind of sack and interception numbers that Alex provided, he will have been a steal at #7.

If the 49ers’ new coach and GM were trying to strike fear in the hearts of their fans, there was no better way than drafting an “A. Smith” in the first round. Of course, if Aldon Smith can deliver the same kind of sack and interception numbers that Alex provided, he will have been a steal at #7.

Filed under: alex smith David Carr 49ers 
Coincidentally, “5-11” is also the average record of NFL teams that start David Carr or Alex Smith for an entire season.
(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Coincidentally, “5-11” is also the average record of NFL teams that start David Carr or Alex Smith for an entire season.

(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Filed under: troy smith alex smith 49ers st. louis rams 
Troy Smith led the 49ers to a come-from-behind overtime victory against St. Louis, including a 4th-and-18 conversion (which followed a 3rd-and-32). My brother-in-law correctly assessed that, facing a similar situation, Alex Smith would have just crapped his pants.
Thanks to Troy’s stellar QB play, the 3-6 Niners are still only two games out of first in the NFC West, with four division games left to play. Of course, the putridinous NFC West itself is most responsible for their playoff hopes clinging to life.
(Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

Troy Smith led the 49ers to a come-from-behind overtime victory against St. Louis, including a 4th-and-18 conversion (which followed a 3rd-and-32). My brother-in-law correctly assessed that, facing a similar situation, Alex Smith would have just crapped his pants.

Thanks to Troy’s stellar QB play, the 3-6 Niners are still only two games out of first in the NFC West, with four division games left to play. Of course, the putridinous NFC West itself is most responsible for their playoff hopes clinging to life.

(Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

Filed under: alex smith mike singletary 49ers 
“What part of ‘I want winners!’ don’t you understand?”
(Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

“What part of ‘I want winners!’ don’t you understand?”

(Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)