Of all the questionable early-2000’s-based decisions that Mike Miller has made in his life (tribal tattoos, too many bracelets, excessive sleeves, that goatee, the thin beard attached to that goatee), perhaps the most curious is his embrace of in-game tai chi.
The Mavs celebrate on the bench as the fourth quarter winds down. Note Brian Cardinal keeping his cool on the right. The Custodian doesn’t celebrate until the last floor team gets waxed.
You can only hope to contain him.
Dirk Nowitzki, Tyson Chandler, and Jason Terry come to the defense of their teammate. Meanwhile, Mario Chalmers only gets backup from Joel Anthony and 52-year-old Juwan Howard. I’m not hating; LeBron and Dwyane had a really funny choreographed celebration they were going to do on the sidelines before the shoving match broke out.
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“You’re not dreaming, DeShawn. Ian Mahinmi is playing in the NBA finals!”
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“Please wake up, Monsieur DeShawn! Or Le Custodian will come in and sweep you away!”
WHY DID YOU TELL US TO INVEST IN HD NET!?!?
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“LeBron, tell me how my ass tastes.”
Chris Bosh puts Jason Kidd on a poster!
Just kidding. No one would ever buy a Chris Bosh poster.
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