SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports nba Ron Artest metta world peace Los Angeles Lakers 

For those people protesting that Ron Artest/Metta World Peace is a changed man, that hitting James Harden in the head was an accident, or Artest’s random on-court violence was an aberration, let’s look at the video.

Here’s Artest hitting Juan Jose Barea in the head for no reason, an act that earned him an ejection and a suspension during last year’s playoffs. Was it even his first blow-to-the-head suspension during a playoff series? No, he missed a game back in 2006 for elbowing Manu Ginobili in the head.

Off the court, Metta World Peace might well be a mature, thoughtful, kind person. But on the court, he’s not much different than he was when he went into the stands seven years ago. Except he hits other players in the head more.

Filed under: sports nba james harden ron artest metta world peace metta world war Los Angeles Lakers okc thunder 

Metta World War.

Filed under: sports nba Los Angeles Lakers kobe bryant ashton kutcher mike brown 
“Why isn’t Kobe playing in the fourth quarter? Am I being punk’d?”

“Why isn’t Kobe playing in the fourth quarter? Am I being punk’d?”

Filed under: jeremy lin Ron Artest metta world peace sports nba new york knicks Los Angeles Lakers 
“He should wear leather pants. He’s the type of guy who should wear leather pants, some nice shoes and change his fashion. You’re Jeremy Lin, for God’s sake. You know what I’m saying? You know? Put down that law book, stop reading the New York Times and start reading the Daily News. Newsday, that’s the one. I like that one because there’s always color in that one. What else? Wall Street Journal. Get some swag. You’re in New York City. Put your hat to the back, too. Put your hat on backwards. Come to practice with your pants sagging and just tell them, ‘I don’t feel like practicing.’ Practice? You know? Practice? And wear an Iverson jersey. You know? Come to practice with a cigar. Lit. ‘I’m Jeremy Lin.’ You know?”
Metta World Peace, on Jeremy Lin
Filed under: sports basketball golden state warriors DubTheVote pau gasol Los Angeles Lakers 
Is Pau Gasol entering the #DubTheVote photo contest? Clearly, he watched the tutorial video.
#DubTheVote #KaPau #Vote4NateRob

Is Pau Gasol entering the #DubTheVote photo contest? Clearly, he watched the tutorial video.

#DubTheVote #KaPau #Vote4NateRob

Filed under: nba sports Los Angeles Lakers chris paul david stern should resign 

A painful admission

As a Warriors fan and an avowed enemy of the purple and gold (except when they play the Celtics), it pains me to say this, but… this Chris Paul trade veto is total crap. Team Lakers!

Filed under: sports basketball los angeles lakers chris paul kobe bryant new orleans hornets new york knicks 
“Can you believe I wanted to go to the fucking Knicks?”

“Can you believe I wanted to go to the fucking Knicks?”

Filed under: andrew bynum hulk smash Los Angeles Lakers 
nbaoffseason:

Moments later, Andrew Bynum clotheslined the KNX-1070 microphone, headbutted the podium, and gave Steve Blake a titty twister before ripping off his t-shirt and storming out of the practice facility.
(SK)
(AP photo)

nbaoffseason:

Moments later, Andrew Bynum clotheslined the KNX-1070 microphone, headbutted the podium, and gave Steve Blake a titty twister before ripping off his t-shirt and storming out of the practice facility.

(SK)

(AP photo)

Filed under: michael jordan Kobe Bryant nba offseason NBA Playoffs Los Angeles Lakers 

MJ vs. Kobe Stat of the Day

nbaoffseason:

Elimination games lost by 28 or more points

Michael Jordan: 0

Kobe Bryant: 4

Filed under: Sports basketball Los Angeles Lakers Phil Jackson richard nixon 
“I go out with a sour note after being fined $35,000 this morning by the league, so that’s not fun having a feeling like I’ve been chased down the freeway by them. But as Richard Nixon says, ‘You won’t be able to kick this guy around anymore.’”
— Phil Jackson. Of all the people Phil Jackson might quote in his final postgame press conference - the Dalai Lama, Bill Bradley, Jerry Garcia, Prince Siddhartha - who would have guessed he’d go with Richard Nixon? (via nbaoffseason)