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Filed under: sports nba nick young kobe bryant Los Angeles Lakers 
“If you would have moved your feet you wouldn’t have hurt your hand.”
— Coach Byron Scott, giving no sympathy to Nick Young, who tore a ligament in his thumb trying to steal the ball from Kobe in practice.
Filed under: sports basketball pau gasol kobe bryant Los Angeles Lakers 
nbaoffseason:

This photo of Kobe and Pau is going to be legendary. 

Kobe came to Game 4 on crutches just to take prom photos with Pau Gasol.

nbaoffseason:

This photo of Kobe and Pau is going to be legendary. 

Kobe came to Game 4 on crutches just to take prom photos with Pau Gasol.

(Source: theagonyofdefeat)

Filed under: sports nba Los Angeles Lakers kobe bryant ashton kutcher mike brown 
"Why isn’t Kobe playing in the fourth quarter? Am I being punk’d?"

"Why isn’t Kobe playing in the fourth quarter? Am I being punk’d?"

Filed under: sports basketball los angeles lakers chris paul kobe bryant new orleans hornets new york knicks 
"Can you believe I wanted to go to the fucking Knicks?”

"Can you believe I wanted to go to the fucking Knicks?”

Filed under: Kobe Bryant 
joeydevine:

gotemcoach:

 Nothing is more Kobe than this photo.
@gotem_coach

I’m going to say this is DEFINITELY more Kobe

joeydevine:

gotemcoach:

 Nothing is more Kobe than this photo.

@gotem_coach

I’m going to say this is DEFINITELY more Kobe


Filed under: michael jordan Kobe Bryant nba offseason NBA Playoffs Los Angeles Lakers 

MJ vs. Kobe Stat of the Day

nbaoffseason:

Elimination games lost by 28 or more points

Michael Jordan: 0

Kobe Bryant: 4

Filed under: Sports basketball Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant 
“MRIs are for dude lovin’ guys”
— a more restrained Kobe Bryant (via ghostwrittenbywilbon)
Filed under: Sports Basketball michael jordan Kobe Bryant Los Angeles Lakers 

Once again, Kobe’s just trying to emulate Michael Jordan.

latimes:

“After receiving his 15th technical foul of the season, Lakers guard Kobe Bryant sat down on the bench and appeared to direct a gay slur toward referee Bennie Adams,” reports Mark Medina and Broderick Turner.

(Source: Los Angeles Times, via nbaoffseason)

Filed under: Kobe Bryant Lamar Odom Los Angeles Lakers 

nbaoffseason:

Kobe throws a towel in Lamar Odom’s face. 

via LarryBrownSports.com

@Suga_Shane

In case you were wondering, Kobe Bryant is still a dick.

Filed under: Kobe Bryant nba all-star game All-Star 2011 
nbaoffseason:

Get up, buddy. You’ve got about 30 more field goal attempts to go.

nbaoffseason:

Get up, buddy. You’ve got about 30 more field goal attempts to go.