SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: seth curry sports ncaa tournament march madness Duke Blue Devils lehigh 

I hope that Duke’s upset loss has taught today’s college basketball players a valuable lesson about chin beards. Chin Beards = Defeat, on the basketball court and in life.

Just say no! And that goes double for soul patches.

(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

Filed under: sports lehigh Duke Blue Devils march madness ncaa tournament jim nantz 
Bill Simmons called this seconds before Jim Nantz used that exact phrase. Well played, Sports Guy.

Bill Simmons called this seconds before Jim Nantz used that exact phrase. Well played, Sports Guy.

Filed under: march madness Sports Basketball jay bilas vcu Duke Blue Devils 
What’s Jay Bilas more upset about:
- Duke losing to Arizona?
- or that VCU might make the Elite 8?

What’s Jay Bilas more upset about:

- Duke losing to Arizona?

- or that VCU might make the Elite 8?

Filed under: Sports Basketball march madness Duke Blue Devils Coach K arizona 
Midway through Arizona’s 19-2 run, Coach K threw up a little bit in his right hand.
(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Midway through Arizona’s 19-2 run, Coach K threw up a little bit in his right hand.

(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Filed under: Sports Basketball march madness Duke Blue Devils seth curry 
Seth Curry’s thinking, “Why did I transfer to a school with so many white guys?”
(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Seth Curry’s thinking, “Why did I transfer to a school with so many white guys?”

(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Filed under: Sports Basketball Duke Blue Devils Kyle Singler 
Kyle Singler tried to high-five a teammate today at practice, and was left hanging for approximately seven minutes before sheepishly lowering his hand and trudging into the locker room.

Kyle Singler tried to high-five a teammate today at practice, and was left hanging for approximately seven minutes before sheepishly lowering his hand and trudging into the locker room.

Filed under: ncaa tournament march madness sports ryan kelly duke blue devils 
With Jon Scheyer lost to graduation, many people are looking for a new Duke player to hate. Might I suggest sophomore forward Ryan Kelly? Tell me that’s not a punchable face.
(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

With Jon Scheyer lost to graduation, many people are looking for a new Duke player to hate. Might I suggest sophomore forward Ryan Kelly? Tell me that’s not a punchable face.

(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

Filed under: ncaa tournament Duke Blue Devils butler bulldogs 
Vintage Duke basketball.
(Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Vintage Duke basketball.

(Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Filed under: ncaa tournament Duke Blue Devils Coach K 
“If Coach K were a Batman villain, he’d be Skinny Penguin.”
-Joey Devine

“If Coach K were a Batman villain, he’d be Skinny Penguin.”

-Joey Devine

Filed under: ncaa tournament Duke Blue Devils jon scheyer 
“Goddammit, you guys are McDonald’s All-Americans! MCDONALD’S ALL-AMERICANS!”
“Yes, even you, Scheyer.”
(Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

“Goddammit, you guys are McDonald’s All-Americans! MCDONALD’S ALL-AMERICANS!”

“Yes, even you, Scheyer.”

(Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)