I hope that Duke’s upset loss has taught today’s college basketball players a valuable lesson about chin beards. Chin Beards = Defeat, on the basketball court and in life.
Just say no! And that goes double for soul patches.
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Bill Simmons called this seconds before Jim Nantz used that exact phrase. Well played, Sports Guy.
What’s Jay Bilas more upset about:
- Duke losing to Arizona?
- or that VCU might make the Elite 8?
Midway through Arizona’s 19-2 run, Coach K threw up a little bit in his right hand.
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Seth Curry’s thinking, “Why did I transfer to a school with so many white guys?”
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Kyle Singler tried to high-five a teammate today at practice, and was left hanging for approximately seven minutes before sheepishly lowering his hand and trudging into the locker room.
With Jon Scheyer lost to graduation, many people are looking for a new Duke player to hate. Might I suggest sophomore forward Ryan Kelly? Tell me that’s not a punchable face.
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Vintage Duke basketball.
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“If Coach K were a Batman villain, he’d be Skinny Penguin.”
“Goddammit, you guys are McDonald’s All-Americans! MCDONALD’S ALL-AMERICANS!”
“Yes, even you, Scheyer.”
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