SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports dirk nowitzki dallas mavericks 

nbaoffseason:

Now that the season’s over… DIRK!

Happy belated birthday to the tall baller from the G.

Filed under: sports nba Dirk Nowitzki Dallas Mavericks heartwarming 

Dirk Nowitzki plays Nerf basketball at a children’s hospital, and even trash talks the Chicago Bulls a little bit.

(via Ball Don’t Lie)

Filed under: sports jason terry dallas mavericks NBA Playoffs 
“I broke every broom in the house, so that’s a little superstition so I don’t think there will be any sweeps going on.”

The biggest mistake Terry made was tattooing a broom on his arm.

Jason Terry doesn’t really understand how sweeps work.

Is Jason Terry preparing for farewell? - Dallas Mavericks Blog - ESPN Dallas

(via ballershots)

(via ballershots)

Filed under: sports nba vicne carter Dallas Mavericks 
Vince Carter is 35, but he still overreacts to a foul call like a player half his age.

Vince Carter is 35, but he still overreacts to a foul call like a player half his age.

Filed under: Dirk Nowitzki Dallas Mavericks birthday 
Happy birthday, champ!

Happy birthday, champ!

Filed under: Sports basketball DeShawn Stevenson Dallas Mavericks 
Filed under: Sports basketball Jason Terry swag Dallas Mavericks 
nbaoffseason:

Swag of the Century
The story’s been told plenty of times, but it almost can’t possibly be repeated enough. Jason Terry got the Larry O’Brien trophy tattooed on his arm - and then he went out and won the damn NBA title. 27 points in the clincher, and he can cancel that appointment for laser removal now.

SWAG.

nbaoffseason:

Swag of the Century

The story’s been told plenty of times, but it almost can’t possibly be repeated enough. Jason Terry got the Larry O’Brien trophy tattooed on his arm - and then he went out and won the damn NBA title. 27 points in the clincher, and he can cancel that appointment for laser removal now.

SWAG.

Filed under: Sports basketball Dallas Mavericks brendan haywood etan thomas 
Brendan Haywood celebrates with the Larry O’Brien trophy. That’s right, Brendan Haywood celebrates with the Larry O’Brien trophy.
Somewhere, Etan Thomas is composing a very angry sonnet right now.
(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

Brendan Haywood celebrates with the Larry O’Brien trophy. That’s right, Brendan Haywood celebrates with the Larry O’Brien trophy.

Somewhere, Etan Thomas is composing a very angry sonnet right now.

(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

Filed under: Brian Cardinal NBA Finals Sports basketball Dallas Mavericks 
The Mavs celebrate on the bench as the fourth quarter winds down. Note Brian Cardinal keeping his cool on the right. The Custodian doesn’t celebrate until the last floor team gets waxed.

The Mavs celebrate on the bench as the fourth quarter winds down. Note Brian Cardinal keeping his cool on the right. The Custodian doesn’t celebrate until the last floor team gets waxed.

Filed under: sports basketball Dallas Mavericks Jason Kidd NBA Finals Mark Jackson 
“Jason Kidd’s DNA is all over this title.”
— Mark Jackson, getting real gross in his final game as an announcer. I know Kidd was excited about winning his first championship, but, Jesus Christ, Jackson.