SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"

5 May 12

Filed under: sports jason terry dallas mavericks NBA Playoffs

“I broke every broom in the house, so that’s a little superstition so I don’t think there will be any sweeps going on.”

—

The biggest mistake Terry made was tattooing a broom on his arm.

Jason Terry doesn’t really understand how sweeps work.

Is Jason Terry preparing for farewell? - Dallas Mavericks Blog - ESPN Dallas

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22 Mar 12

Filed under: sports nba vicne carter Dallas Mavericks

Vince Carter is 35, but he still overreacts to a foul call like a player half his age.

19 Jun 11

Filed under: Dirk Nowitzki Dallas Mavericks birthday

Happy birthday, champ!

15 Jun 11

Filed under: Sports basketball DeShawn Stevenson Dallas Mavericks

Dallas Mavericks guard DeShawn Stevenson was arrested last night for public intoxication in Texas

nbaoffseason:

Stay classy, DeShawn…stay classy

Luckily, along with his personal tattoo artist, Stevenson goes everywhere with his own personal bail bondsman.

13 Jun 11

Filed under: Sports basketball Jason Terry swag Dallas Mavericks

nbaoffseason:

Swag of the Century

The story’s been told plenty of times, but it almost can’t possibly be repeated enough. Jason Terry got the Larry O’Brien trophy tattooed on his arm - and then he went out and won the damn NBA title. 27 points in the clincher, and he can cancel that appointment for laser removal now.

SWAG.

0:04

Filed under: Sports basketball Dallas Mavericks brendan haywood etan thomas

Brendan Haywood celebrates with the Larry O’Brien trophy. That’s right, Brendan Haywood celebrates with the Larry O’Brien trophy.

Somewhere, Etan Thomas is composing a very angry sonnet right now.

(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

12 Jun 11

Filed under: Brian Cardinal NBA Finals Sports basketball Dallas Mavericks

The Mavs celebrate on the bench as the fourth quarter winds down. Note Brian Cardinal keeping his cool on the right. The Custodian doesn’t celebrate until the last ~~floor~~ team gets waxed.

23:07

Filed under: sports basketball Dallas Mavericks Jason Kidd NBA Finals Mark Jackson

“Jason Kidd’s DNA is all over this title.”

— Mark Jackson, getting real gross in his final game as an announcer. I know Kidd was excited about winning his first championship, but, Jesus Christ, Jackson.

22:09

Filed under: NBA Finals Ian Mahinmi Dallas Mavericks

YOU CANNOT STOP IAN MAHINMI

You can only hope to contain him.

21:31

Filed under: Sports basketball miami heat Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals

Dirk Nowitzki, Tyson Chandler, and Jason Terry come to the defense of their teammate. Meanwhile, Mario Chalmers only gets backup from Joel Anthony and 52-year-old Juwan Howard. I’m not hating; LeBron and Dwyane had a really funny choreographed celebration they were going to do on the sidelines before the shoving match broke out.

(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)