SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
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NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports nba nba playoffs miami heat charlotte bobcats mascots 
nbaoffseason:

Ladies and gentlemen, the least inspiring mascot in the history of the NBA, if not all sports combined. It’s an albino who is also a furry who is also a nightmare. He’s even wearing an unattractive jersey! And, like many of the human players on the Heat, he’s also wearing pants underneath his basketball shorts. If this abomination is on the court all the time, it suddenly makes sense why Heat fans arrive late to playoff games and leave early.

nbaoffseason:

Ladies and gentlemen, the least inspiring mascot in the history of the NBA, if not all sports combined. It’s an albino who is also a furry who is also a nightmare. He’s even wearing an unattractive jersey! And, like many of the human players on the Heat, he’s also wearing pants underneath his basketball shorts. If this abomination is on the court all the time, it suddenly makes sense why Heat fans arrive late to playoff games and leave early.

Filed under: joey devine summer league las vegas rick cho charlotte bobcats 
“I was behind Rich Cho at a concession stand, who stared at the menu for like ten minutes, then walked away without getting anything.”
Joey Devine, at Las Vegas Summer League. Whether it’s the free agent market or a crappy Summer League food stand, the Bobcats GM goes away empty-handed and disappointed.
Filed under: sports kentucky wildcats march madness charles barkley charlotte bobcats 
“No one can beat Kentucky. The Toronto Raptors can, the Charlotte Bobcats, maybe, but none of these other teams can.”
— Charles Barkley, giving the Bobcats a little too much credit.
Filed under: sports nba gerald wallace portland trail blazers charlotte bobcats 
"I’M SO GLAD I DON’T PLAY FOR CHARLOTTE ANYMORE!!!!"

"I’M SO GLAD I DON’T PLAY FOR CHARLOTTE ANYMORE!!!!"

Filed under: Charlotte Bobcats michael jordan rich cho Portland Trail Blazers 
Filed under: Sports nba Charlotte Bobcats los angeles clippers dj augustin Mo Williams 
"I can hear your heart beating, Mo. I know you feel what I’m feeling. What do you say we get out of here, go somewhere private, and get to know each other better? Shaun can run the point, it’s cool. Come on, Mo. Pretend like this is a low-percentage three-point shot - don’t pass this up."
(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

"I can hear your heart beating, Mo. I know you feel what I’m feeling. What do you say we get out of here, go somewhere private, and get to know each other better? Shaun can run the point, it’s cool. Come on, Mo. Pretend like this is a low-percentage three-point shot - don’t pass this up."

(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

Filed under: boris diaw charlotte bobcats 
Filed under: free agency 2010 charlotte bobcats