SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports basketball amar'e stoudemire new york knicks 
nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”
(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

You’re out of your element, Prigioni!

nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”

(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

You’re out of your element, Prigioni!

Filed under: sports basketball sacramento kings maloofs 
As of today, we never have to look at these fucking guys ever again.

As of today, we never have to look at these fucking guys ever again.

Filed under: sports basketball san antonio spurs boris diaw golden state warriors steph curry 
Just another clean block by San Antonio.

Just another clean block by San Antonio.

Filed under: sports golden state warriors baron davis steph curry bullet fedora basketball 
nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

Filed under: sports basketball golden state warriors lil wayne 
Very appropriate that Lil Wayne showed up tonight, since the Warriors backcourt spent the whole game in a coma. Silver lining is that, just like Thompson and Curry, Weezy had no stroke.

Very appropriate that Lil Wayne showed up tonight, since the Warriors backcourt spent the whole game in a coma. Silver lining is that, just like Thompson and Curry, Weezy had no stroke.

(Source: officialwarriors)

Filed under: sports brandon rush golden state warriors basketball 
Brandon Rush, already throwing in the towel.

Brandon Rush, already throwing in the towel.

Filed under: sports basketball golden state warriors san antonio spurs 

Stat of the Night

Spurs-Warriors tickets were available for less than 30 bucks from StubHub tonight. I blame San Antonio’s Jock Jams 1999 arena DJ for destroying the fan experience.

Filed under: sports basketball mark jackson golden state warriors 
“37 points is too many points.”
— Mark Jackson, showing some real insight at the end of one quarter
Filed under: sports basketball joey devine new york knicks Indiana Pacers 

Joey and Sean discuss Pacers-Knicks

  • Joey: It's funny how the pacers best players are named Roy, Paul, George, David and Lance
  • Joey: It's like a 70s prog rock band
  • Sean: Facing Tyson, JR, Pablo, Carmelo, Kenyon, Iman, and Amar'e
  • Sean: 70s prog rock band versus Berkeley Montessori preschool class
Filed under: sports basketball chicago bulls luol deng malpractice 
“It’s not as bad as it was before, just tried to practice [Saturday] or do some individual work, and I just started throwing up a little bit, couldn’t finish the workout. Tried to practice with the team today and the same thing [happened].”
Luol Deng. Can someone in Chicago please, please tell Luol Deng he doesn’t have to come back? Clearly Coach Thibodeau is still willing to send a vomiting, post-spinal-tap Deng through practice, and the team doctors stopped acknowledging the Hippocratic Oath years ago. Could Rahm Emanuel step in? Oprah? Ferris Bueller?