SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports baseball atlanta braves racist fans 
seankeane:

Boy, it’s a real shame that we won’t see these classy Atlanta Braves fans again this October.

2010 playoffs. Never forget.

seankeane:

Boy, it’s a real shame that we won’t see these classy Atlanta Braves fans again this October.

2010 playoffs. Never forget.

Filed under: sports baseball matt williams mark mcgwire los angeles dodgers arizona diamondbacks calmer than you 1989 world series 
BATTLE OF THE BAY II Y’ALL!!!
Would the tagline be “D-Back In The Habit” or “Puigin’ Out”?

BATTLE OF THE BAY II Y’ALL!!!

Would the tagline be “D-Back In The Habit” or “Puigin’ Out”?

Filed under: sports baseball oakland athletics josh reddick coco crisp 
oaklandathletics:

Coco Crisp served Josh Reddick his walk-off pie with Reddick-Wip! 

Reddick took it like a true professional, if it were possible for a person to make a profession out of delivering and receiving whipped cream pies.

oaklandathletics:

Coco Crisp served Josh Reddick his walk-off pie with Reddick-Wip!

Reddick took it like a true professional, if it were possible for a person to make a profession out of delivering and receiving whipped cream pies.

Filed under: sports baseball josh reddick oakland athletics 
“I will gladly wear the pie.”
— Walk-off walker Josh Reddick
Filed under: sports baseball munenori kawasaki toronto blue jays lost in translation 
“I did it. Give me a hug. It was boring.”
— Munenori Kawasaki, after a walk off hit against the Orioles.
Filed under: sports baseball sf giants brandon belt 
“I love cheese.”
Filed under: oakland athletics sports baseball kansas city royals sweep 

Final: Athletics 4, Royals 3

greencollarbaseball:

Sweep! It’s not just three wins in a row, it’s what the O.co staff is going to do to the concourse for only the third time this season. If the team can do it again, ownership has promised to increase the mop budget at the trade deadline.

(via oaklandathletics)

Filed under: sports baseball sf giants tim lincecum 
ESPN thinks Tim Lincecum is having an identity crisis.

(They changed it to “Braves” a few seconds later)

ESPN thinks Tim Lincecum is having an identity crisis.

(They changed it to “Braves” a few seconds later)
Filed under: sports baseball keith law brandon belt sf giants olive garden 
Filed under: sports hunter pence sf giants philz coffee baseball 
It should surprise no one that the always-amped Hunter Pence really likes coffee. Here he is with SF’s premier coffee maker, Phil Jaber of Philz Coffee. I imagine that Pence mainlines about five Ethers per game, but I doubt he gets the mint leaf inside. By all accounts, the speech he made to the baristas was inspiring:
“ Look into each other cups - now! Look into each others cups, I want one more latte with you. It’s the most aromatic, the best coffee I have ever drank, and no matter what happens we must not give in and order decaf. We owe it to each other to brew for each other - one cup at a time. I need one more cup with you guys. I need to see which Modest Mouse album that barista with the stretched ears is gonna play tomorrow! I want to steam milk for that white girl with dreadlocks, while she’s ignoring customers to update her Pinterest page. I want to brew a free cup of coffee for that customer with the enormous head, because he reminds me of Bruce Bochy! Brew for each other not yourself. Brew each morning. Brew each moment. Because you guys are splitting your tips.”

It should surprise no one that the always-amped Hunter Pence really likes coffee. Here he is with SF’s premier coffee maker, Phil Jaber of Philz Coffee. I imagine that Pence mainlines about five Ethers per game, but I doubt he gets the mint leaf inside. By all accounts, the speech he made to the baristas was inspiring:

 Look into each other cups - now! Look into each others cups, I want one more latte with you. It’s the most aromatic, the best coffee I have ever drank, and no matter what happens we must not give in and order decaf. We owe it to each other to brew for each other - one cup at a time. I need one more cup with you guys. I need to see which Modest Mouse album that barista with the stretched ears is gonna play tomorrow! I want to steam milk for that white girl with dreadlocks, while she’s ignoring customers to update her Pinterest page. I want to brew a free cup of coffee for that customer with the enormous head, because he reminds me of Bruce Bochy! Brew for each other not yourself. Brew each morning. Brew each moment. Because you guys are splitting your tips.”