Seriously
How did Baltimore win that game?
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By SF comedian Sean Keane.
I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
After two aborted attempts to lateral the baseball to a teammate, Ed Reed finally managed to throw out the first pitch at an Orioles game. He then high-stepped past Matt Wieters, leaped into the stands, and intercepted a bag of peanuts from a vendor. Which he then threw away when he tried to pitch them to Nick Markakis.
(Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
“We beat the Ravens! We’re going to the Championship Game! And best of all, I’m not going to prison!”
(Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
Filed under: Baltimore Ravens Kansas City Chiefs ferris bueller nfl playoffs todd haley jamaal charles
Ed Rooney Confronts Todd Haley
- Ed Rooney: Are you also aware, Mr. Haley, that Jamaal does not have what we consider to be an exemplary workload?
- Todd Haley: I don't understand.
- Ed Rooney: He has an unacceptably low number of carries. In the opinion of this educator, the Chiefs are not taking Jamaal's athletic growth seriously. Now I've spent my morning examining his records. If the Chiefs think that they can just coast through this month and still get to the Super Bowl, they are sorely mistaken.
- Todd Haley: This is all news to me.
- Ed Rooney: It usually is. In the playoff game against the Ravens, Jamaal carried the ball nine times.
- Todd Haley: Nine times?
- Ed Rooney: Nine times.
- Todd Haley: I don't remember him carrying the ball nine times. Are you sure that wasn't Thomas Jones?
- Ed Rooney: Wake up and smell the coffee, Mr. Haley. It's a fool's paradise. Thomas Jones is just leading you down the primrose path. (Phone rings) Hang on...Hello?
- Ray Lewis: (doing a fake voice) This is George Peterson! I want you to come down here and give me my tickets to Pittsburgh.
- Todd Haley: Ed, don't worry. It's just Ferris Bueller. I don't trust that little twerp any further than I can throw him.
- Ed Rooney: Well, Todd, with your quarterback, you shouldn't throw anybody.
Jamaal Charles ran for 6.4 yards per carry during the regular season, and then ran for 9.1 yards per carry today. Unfortunately, he only ran the ball nine times in the Chiefs’ blowout loss to the Ravens. Of course, when your team only runs 37 offensive plays, it’s hard to give anyone much of a workload.
(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
Todd Haley is absolutely furious about this handshake.
(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
Gold medalist Michael Phelps, hanging out on the sidelines before the Steelers-Ravens game.
Looks like Ben Roethlisberger and Joe Flacco weren’t the only ones taking big hits on Sunday night.
“He’s not a marquee player. I don’t think they even want him on this team, but they have no one to replace him. So, he has to be there…The guy was either on the ground or getting pushed out of bounds. Willis [McGahee] stiff-armed him and made him look like a fool…The guy can’t play football, point blank.”
— Derrick Mason, with more thoughts on Channing Crowder. Le’Ron McClain may or may not have spit on Crowder during the game, but regardless, having Derrick Mason spit all this truth after the game has to be far, far worse.
“The guy is horrible. Honestly, the guy is horrible. He’s probably a good guy, not taking that away from him, but he’s horrible. He’s not a good football player. Honestly, he needs to go back and watch the film and humble himself and not say anything.”
— Derrick Mason, giving his honest opinion of Miami LB Channing Crowder.
