The Perfect Ending?
Aubrey Huff made a heartfelt speech about spending his career on last- and fourth-place teams. He told the crowd, “Trust me, you deserve this as much as I do.”
Then he stepped away from the podium, reached down the front of his jeans, and dramatically yanked out a red thong. All in front of Willie Mays, who might have just slipped into a coma upon seeing that.
The Cable Car I’d Want to Ride In
Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell, former college roommates, are riding in the same cable car. Huff is waving the famous Rally Thong while Burrell is wearing what appears to be a dress shirt under a t-shirt. Burrell is also pounding Bud Lights and completely ignoring anyone with a microphone.