SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: aubrey huff sf giants ruben rivera 

findtheswagger:

Aubrey Huff “runs” the bases, and the dugout’s reaction.

Keep in mind, he hit it off the wall, and this was still the result. Shades of Ruben Rivera.

Filed under: sports mlb sf giants aubrey huff buster posey bruce bochy 
Aubrey Huff was playing second base because the Giants didn’t have any middle infielders. But Buster Posey played all nine positions in college, and the backup catcher had already come in as a pinch-hitter. Still, Bruce Bochy wanted to keep Posey behind the plate for whatever reason, including the possibility that someone would try to slide into his ankle to take him out on a double play.
What happened? First, this amazing play, followed by a game-ending error by Posey, which happened after someone slid into his ankle to take him out on a double play.
oldtimefamilybaseball:

findtheswagger:

So Aubrey Huff played second base in the ninth inning today. A routine ground ball went to Burriss, and this happened.

Super utility. 

Aubrey Huff was playing second base because the Giants didn’t have any middle infielders. But Buster Posey played all nine positions in college, and the backup catcher had already come in as a pinch-hitter. Still, Bruce Bochy wanted to keep Posey behind the plate for whatever reason, including the possibility that someone would try to slide into his ankle to take him out on a double play.

What happened? First, this amazing play, followed by a game-ending error by Posey, which happened after someone slid into his ankle to take him out on a double play.

oldtimefamilybaseball:

findtheswagger:

So Aubrey Huff played second base in the ninth inning today. A routine ground ball went to Burriss, and this happened.

Super utility. 

Filed under: sf giants Sports baseball Miguel tejada aubrey huff 
Just two guys busting out their slumps tonight. Does this mean that Tejada is also wearing a thong under his jersey? I’d rather not think about that yet.
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Just two guys busting out their slumps tonight. Does this mean that Tejada is also wearing a thong under his jersey? I’d rather not think about that yet.

(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Filed under: Sports baseball sf giants Aubrey Huff 
Too soon.
findtheswagger:

Aubrey Huff faceplanted here.
(via Henry Schulman)

Too soon.

findtheswagger:

Aubrey Huff faceplanted here.

(via Henry Schulman)

Filed under: sf giants Aubrey Huff 
“The Hall of Fame wanted to keep the thong for Cooperstown. I thought about it and said there’s no way. One day my kids will go to Cooperstown and see their daddy wore women’s underwear. I’m sorry, that’s just not going to happen.”

Aubrey Huff on retiring the rally thong. Only five years before the BBWAA can elect it to the Hall and render Huff’s opposition moot.  (via oldtimefamilybaseball)

I believe that if the thong comes to an untimely end, the Veteran’s Committee can wave the waiting period, Clemente-style.

Filed under: sean keane comedy standup comedy sf giants tim lincecum barry zito aubrey huff 

Here’s my take on why the city of San Francisco fell in love with the World Series champs so hard.

seankeane:

San Francisco loved the 2010 Giants because they had something for every part of the city.

(Recorded at the Punch Line, 11/21/10) 

Filed under: sf giants pat burrell pat the bat Aubrey Huff 
College buddies Pat Burrell and Aubrey Huff will be back drinking Bud Lights and wearing thongs for one more season in SF. It won’t be official before Friday, but Pat the Bat isn’t going anywhere. And I’m sure he doesn’t mind that he outlasted Billy Wagner by at least one season.

College buddies Pat Burrell and Aubrey Huff will be back drinking Bud Lights and wearing thongs for one more season in SF. It won’t be official before Friday, but Pat the Bat isn’t going anywhere. And I’m sure he doesn’t mind that he outlasted Billy Wagner by at least one season.

Filed under: aubrey huff sf giants parade willie mays say...hey? 

The Perfect Ending?

Aubrey Huff made a heartfelt speech about spending his career on last- and fourth-place teams. He told the crowd, “Trust me, you deserve this as much as I do.”

Then he stepped away from the podium, reached down the front of his jeans, and dramatically yanked out a red thong. All in front of Willie Mays, who might have just slipped into a coma upon seeing that.

Filed under: Aubrey Huff sf giants 
Just chilling with a red thong and a cold Bud Light.
Do I smell an endorsement deal?

Just chilling with a red thong and a cold Bud Light.

Do I smell an endorsement deal?

Filed under: pat burrell aubrey huff sf giants parade 

The Cable Car I’d Want to Ride In

Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell, former college roommates, are riding in the same cable car. Huff is waving the famous Rally Thong while Burrell is wearing what appears to be a dress shirt under a t-shirt. Burrell is also pounding Bud Lights and completely ignoring anyone with a microphone.