RIVALRY WEEK!
The thrills of inter-league baseball continue tonight, as the Giants take on their archrivals in orange, the Baltimore Orioles. It’s San Francisco Bay vs. Chesapeake Bay! Johns Hopkins vs. The Mark Hopkins! Matt Wieters vs. Buster Posey! Regular crab vs. Crab cakes! “Homicide” vs. Homeless guys! Juan Samuel vs. Juan Uribe! “The Wire” vs. In-stadium wireless internet!
Winner gets sole custody of Adam Duritz.