SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: Sports basketball Miami Heat mike bibby zydrunas ilgauskas NBA Playoffs 
The Heat have petitioned the NBA to allow Mike Bibby and Zyrdrunas Ilgauskas to play together as one guy, with Miller riding on Big Z’s shoulders in a "Master Blaster" configuration. The new player, known as “Mikedrunas Bibgausky,” might lack speed, but he’ll excel at rebounding, three-point shooting, and looking like a goddamn alien.
(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

The Heat have petitioned the NBA to allow Mike Bibby and Zyrdrunas Ilgauskas to play together as one guy, with Miller riding on Big Z’s shoulders in a "Master Blaster" configuration. The new player, known as “Mikedrunas Bibgausky,” might lack speed, but he’ll excel at rebounding, three-point shooting, and looking like a goddamn alien.

(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)