The Celtics just couldn’t stop Carmelo Anthony tonight, not even when they tried Mr. Met’s basketball-headed cousin, Señor Baloncesto, as a defensive stopper. Señor Baloncesto committed two fouls in three scoreless minutes, though he did have some impressive no-look passes.
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“Por favor, no me mojes la cabesa.”
-Señor Baloncesto
“Señor Baloncesto” might be the dumbest thing I have ever written on the internet.
