SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: timofey mozgov kosta koufos Denver Nuggets minnesota timberwolves 
BLOCKBUSTER UPDATE!
As an offshoot of the Carmelo Anthony deal, Kosta Koufos is heading to Denver in exchange for a second-round pick. The Nuggets haven’t announced plans for Koufos, but let’s hope they make him room with the newly-acquired Timofey Mozgov. It’ll look like the Tiny House commercial when they go on the road together.
All the while, Koufos will be pleading with them,”Come on, I’m an American! I was born in Ohio!” And the Denver officials will shake their heads, and slowly explain, “”WE KNOW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS COUNTRY’S WAYS. BUT TIMOFEY CAN TRANSLATE FOR YOU.”

BLOCKBUSTER UPDATE!

As an offshoot of the Carmelo Anthony deal, Kosta Koufos is heading to Denver in exchange for a second-round pick. The Nuggets haven’t announced plans for Koufos, but let’s hope they make him room with the newly-acquired Timofey Mozgov. It’ll look like the Tiny House commercial when they go on the road together.

All the while, Koufos will be pleading with them,”Come on, I’m an American! I was born in Ohio!” And the Denver officials will shake their heads, and slowly explain, “”WE KNOW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS COUNTRY’S WAYS. BUT TIMOFEY CAN TRANSLATE FOR YOU.”