As an offshoot of the Carmelo Anthony deal, Kosta Koufos is heading to Denver in exchange for a second-round pick. The Nuggets haven’t announced plans for Koufos, but let’s hope they make him room with the newly-acquired Timofey Mozgov. It’ll look like the Tiny House commercial when they go on the road together.
All the while, Koufos will be pleading with them,”Come on, I’m an American! I was born in Ohio!” And the Denver officials will shake their heads, and slowly explain, “”WE KNOW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS COUNTRY’S WAYS. BUT TIMOFEY CAN TRANSLATE FOR YOU.”