The San Diego Chargers are under NFL investigation for reported use of Stickum after their Monday night loss to the Broncos. Assistant equipment manager Towelie (pictured above) denied that the team had ever used an illegal substance in a game, and suggested the towel in question may have simply had resin on it. He added, “You wanna get high?”
No word on whether head coach Norv Turner has been consulting with Towelie on clock management as well.