SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

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Filed under: sports mlb mlb playoffs jeremy giambi ichiro new york yankees Baltimore Orioles matt wieters 
Ichiro tap-dances around Matt Wieters to score a run in the Yankees’ loss to the Orioles. Replays confirmed that Wieters missed both of his tag attempts thanks to Ichiro’s Entrapment-level contortions.
When reached for comment, Jeremy Giambi said, “So Ichiro doesn’t slide, and he’s a big hero, and meanwhile I don’t slide and I’m some kind of…hang on. Welcome to GNC, this is Jeremy, how may I help you?”

Ichiro tap-dances around Matt Wieters to score a run in the Yankees’ loss to the Orioles. Replays confirmed that Wieters missed both of his tag attempts thanks to Ichiro’s Entrapment-level contortions.

When reached for comment, Jeremy Giambi said, “So Ichiro doesn’t slide, and he’s a big hero, and meanwhile I don’t slide and I’m some kind of…hang on. Welcome to GNC, this is Jeremy, how may I help you?”