SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports basketball zooey deschanel airplane kareem abdul-jabbar 
Zooey: I think you’re the greatest, but Ben Gibbard says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs.
Kareem: The hell I don’t! Listen, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there  busting my buns every night. Tell Death Cab For Cutie to drag Walton and Lanier  up and down the court for 48 minutes!
nbaoffseason:

Kareem and Zooey

Zooey: I think you’re the greatest, but Ben Gibbard says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs.

Kareem: The hell I don’t! Listen, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell Death Cab For Cutie to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

nbaoffseason:

Kareem and Zooey