Sadly, the 49ers Are Not Going to the Super Bowl
I recap the 49er heartbreaker via storified tweets at the East Bay Express blog. Any typos or inaccuracies don’t count because my forward progress has already been stopped.
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And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
By Sean Keane.
I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"
I still can’t believe that the absence of TED GINN JUNIOR cost the 49ers a trip to the Super Bowl. TED GINN JUNIOR!
(ted ginn junior? ted ginn junior.)
1992-93 Warriors Television Ad with Removable Schedule
Some observations:
- Alton Lister looks shocked and/or horrified that Chris Mullin is laying it in.
- Of course Mullin is laying it in and not dunking. He’s Chris Mullin.
- That’s Danny Ainge behind Mullin. Ainge’s face is obstructed, and Rajon Rondo is only five at the time of this photo, but you can still tell Ainge is already thinking about trading him.
Sean Keane Comedy: We Are the 49%: Why the 49ers Should Be the Team of the Occupy Movement
MIC CHECK! Sports fandom and political activism are not mutually exclusive, but it’s understandable that activists in the Occupy moment have not been following the NFL season closely this fall. Who should they support today? I think the general consensus should be the San Francisco 49ers.
- In the…
Someone on one of those Warriors boards full of rabid fans should Photoshop this photo so that Brandon Rush and Louis Amundson are each wearing the other one’s jersey, restoring their pre-trade team affiliations, because it would be just as stupid and time-consuming and ultimately pointless as rooting for this team every goddamn year.
(Indiana 94, Golden State 91)
Amar’e Stoudemire has seen a lot of episodes of Luther. Here he is answering inquiring questions about his case… THE MURDER OF ROSIE LARSEN!
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Byron Mullens of the Bobcats had the basket well-guarded, but Monta Ellis never runs away from a BJ.
(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
"Offensive holding: This happens when an offensive player grabs a defensive player by his jersey, to keep him from tackling his teammate. It’s a ten-yard penalty. This is a good penalty for people to complain about during commercials, after the game, or in some cases, five years later (see: Seattle fans, Super Bowl XL). Mission District take note: Just because a player is flagged for holding, that does not necessarily mean he has cocaine."
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My NFL rules guide appeared on the East Bay Express blog today. This could be the beginning of a beautiful alt-weekly friendship.
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Here’s Omar Vizquel singing “Broadway” by the Goo Goo Dolls. There’s a photo of a wrestler accompanying the video, because the poster thinks Omar sounds exactly like Rey Mysterio.
