SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



Filed under: sports nfl wes welker ecstasy 
“I wouldn’t have any idea where to get a Molly or what a Molly is.”
— A totally believable thing for a 33 year old professional athlete to say.
Filed under: sports nfl wes welker kentucky derby 
Spirit animal.

Spirit animal.

Filed under: sports nba karl malone kareem 
Filed under: sports nba mascots sadiki fuller thunder golden state warriors 
Happy birthday to Sadiki Fuller, AKA, Thunder, one of the NBA’s great mascots. Sadly, The Warriors let him go, and now “Thunder” is now lost to history, except for some team in Oklahoma. I like to think believe that somewhere, perhaps in the great Mascot Trampoline In The Sky, Thunder is dunking on the BrooklyKnight for all eternity.

Happy birthday to Sadiki Fuller, AKA, Thunder, one of the NBA’s great mascots. Sadly, The Warriors let him go, and now “Thunder” is now lost to history, except for some team in Oklahoma. I like to think believe that somewhere, perhaps in the great Mascot Trampoline In The Sky, Thunder is dunking on the BrooklyKnight for all eternity.

Filed under: sports Oakland A's josh donaldson baseball 

BRINGER OF TARPS

oaklandathletics:

Tarp Catch 2013 overtop Return of the Tarp Catch 2014. 

Filed under: sports usmnt tim howard belgium world cup 
meninblazers:

Tim Howard’s 16 saves against Belgium. 
Via @Mundial2014Vivo and GFOP @shaddow800.

There would be a lot of future babies named after Tim Howard nine months from now, except a pregnancy implies that one got through.

meninblazers:

Tim Howard’s 16 saves against Belgium. 

Via @Mundial2014Vivo and GFOP @shaddow800.

There would be a lot of future babies named after Tim Howard nine months from now, except a pregnancy implies that one got through.

(via theworldsgame)

Filed under: tony romo chris paul dallas cowboys nba nfl 
I can’t wait for State Farm’s new series of commercials featuring “Timmy Romo,” who successfully handles insurance policies until the fourth quarter, when all the claims are mishandled and lost. Just like his twin brother, Timmy Romo is going to have trouble dealing with coverage.

I can’t wait for State Farm’s new series of commercials featuring “Timmy Romo,” who successfully handles insurance policies until the fourth quarter, when all the claims are mishandled and lost. Just like his twin brother, Timmy Romo is going to have trouble dealing with coverage.

(Source: nbaoffseason)

"Blake Bortles" is the closest possible name to Blaine Gabbert that Jacksonville could find. New nickname: "Chocolate Starfish," because he’s a disappointing-yet-identical followup to a Jacksonville disgrace.

Filed under: sports jesse chavez Oakland A's mlb 
oaklandathletics:

Self-preservation at its best.

From a fan who was there:
"I honestly thought he was dead."

oaklandathletics:

Self-preservation at its best.

From a fan who was there:

"I honestly thought he was dead."

Filed under: sports nba golden state warriors steph curry mark jackson 
The last four days for Warriors fans, encapsulated in a single image.

The last four days for Warriors fans, encapsulated in a single image.