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A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling. By SF comedian-turned-LA comedian Sean Keane.
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Filed under: sports baseball Oakland A's Kansas City Royals tbs 
Just amazing graphics work by TBS tonight. That guy on the right side on the infield? First baseman.

Just amazing graphics work by TBS tonight. That guy on the right side on the infield? First baseman.

Filed under: sports baseball Kansas City Royals Oakland A's lorde 
"Wait, these are the Kansas City Royals? I take it all back.”
- Lorde, watching this game.

"Wait, these are the Kansas City Royals? I take it all back.”

- Lorde, watching this game.

Filed under: sports kansas city royals george brett baseball oakland athletics ned yost 

Royals fans, if you’re bummed about Ned Yost metaphorically shitting his pants in the 6th inning, please enjoy this story about George Brett literally shitting his.

Filed under: sports mlb Oakland A's postseason wild card play-in game Kansas City Royals 
If you have zero confidence in your team’s ability to win their play-in game, then this “POSTSEASON” t-shirt is for you. $24.99 buys you either the memories of a wild-card defeat, or regret that you didn’t buy your celebratory merchandise until the team actually won something.
Postseason: It’s the less exciting way to say Playoffs!

If you have zero confidence in your team’s ability to win their play-in game, then this “POSTSEASON” t-shirt is for you. $24.99 buys you either the memories of a wild-card defeat, or regret that you didn’t buy your celebratory merchandise until the team actually won something.

Postseason: It’s the less exciting way to say Playoffs!

Filed under: sports baseball barry bonds sf giants google glass 
sbnation:


I am Glassing #Onlyinthebay

He sure is.

How could a retired Barry Bonds be even more disliked than he was as a player? Google Glass.

sbnation:

I am Glassing #Onlyinthebay

He sure is.

How could a retired Barry Bonds be even more disliked than he was as a player? Google Glass.

(Source: instagram.com)

Filed under: sports baseball minnesota twins ron gardenhire little big league moria 
Filed under: sports baseball justin morneau colorado rockies canada 
Congratulations to Justin Morneau, who today became the second Canadian-born batting champion in baseball history. Morneau hit .319 this year for the Rockies, which is .159 Celsius, 
Rockies manager Walt Weiss got criticism for holding Morneau out of his last two games to preserve the title, but it matches with Canada’s proud tradition of polite neutrality. Plus, with Morneau’s history of concussions, playing away from Canada’s safety net of socialized health care, it was too big of a risk.
Morneau plans to celebrate with a Molson’s and a large stack of flapjacks, covered in maple syrup, and then send hand-written thank you notes to every pitcher he faced in 2014. Because he’s just that damn polite.

Congratulations to Justin Morneau, who today became the second Canadian-born batting champion in baseball history. Morneau hit .319 this year for the Rockies, which is .159 Celsius, 

Rockies manager Walt Weiss got criticism for holding Morneau out of his last two games to preserve the title, but it matches with Canada’s proud tradition of polite neutrality. Plus, with Morneau’s history of concussions, playing away from Canada’s safety net of socialized health care, it was too big of a risk.

Morneau plans to celebrate with a Molson’s and a large stack of flapjacks, covered in maple syrup, and then send hand-written thank you notes to every pitcher he faced in 2014. Because he’s just that damn polite.

Filed under: sports mlb Oakland A's sonny gray sean doolittle 

oaklandathletics:

That moment when you clinch!

Doolittle’s tiny hop just kills me.

Filed under: sports baseball los angeles angels of anaheim los angeles angels of tustin 
Filed under: college football california golden bears colorado buffaloes zero percent 
Even with the game tied, Fox Sports has about as much confidence in the Golden Bears as I do.

Even with the game tied, Fox Sports has about as much confidence in the Golden Bears as I do.