SportsCentr

A tumblr about all things sports. Except for tumbling.
By SF comedian Sean Keane.

I also blog at:
Sean Keane Comedy
NBA Off-Season
MLB Off-Season
NFL Off-Season
The World's Game
And my web series is "Elevator To Space"



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Chris Douglas-Roberts: NBA body, D-League hair.

Chris Douglas-Roberts: NBA body, D-League hair.

Filed under: sports nba nba playoffs miami heat charlotte bobcats mascots 
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Ladies and gentlemen, the least inspiring mascot in the history of the NBA, if not all sports combined. It’s an albino who is also a furry who is also a nightmare. He’s even wearing an unattractive jersey! And, like many of the human players on the Heat, he’s also wearing pants underneath his basketball shorts. If this abomination is on the court all the time, it suddenly makes sense why Heat fans arrive late to playoff games and leave early.

nbaoffseason:

Ladies and gentlemen, the least inspiring mascot in the history of the NBA, if not all sports combined. It’s an albino who is also a furry who is also a nightmare. He’s even wearing an unattractive jersey! And, like many of the human players on the Heat, he’s also wearing pants underneath his basketball shorts. If this abomination is on the court all the time, it suddenly makes sense why Heat fans arrive late to playoff games and leave early.

Filed under: sports nba nba playoffs toronto raptors brooklyn nets drake 

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Started from the bottom, now we covered in lint.

Filed under: sports nba lebron james matt lieb 

Hilarious video by Matt Lieb, the man with Twitter’s worst handle (@lieb123456789). Come for the hate, stay for the hater art.

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"Bandwagon Haters": A die-hard LeBron hater bemoans all the recent haters jumping on the bandwagon for the playoffs. By Matt Lieb.

Filed under: sports nba los angeles clippers blake griffin nba playoffs kia 

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Even in Blake Griffin’s commercials, someone’s falling down and pretending to be hurt.

Filed under: sports nba inside the nba charles barkley shaquille o'neal superman 
“Let me tell you something. I always thought you were overrated anyway. You were a flash in the pan! If it wasn’t for Kobe Bryant, you wouldn’t have anything… Why don’t you walk into that studio and thank Rick Fox for getting you them rings?”

Charles Barkley, finally getting sick of Shaq’s Dwight Howard hatred. Clearly, Shaq is still mad about the Superman thing, seven years later. (via nbaoffseason)

If it’s any consolation to Dwight, Shaq is also very disparaging to Henry Cavill, Brandon Routh, and Dean Cain.

Filed under: nhl hockey san jose sharks los angeles kings csn bay area 
Even the graphics department at CSN Bay Area was shell-shocked by the Sharks’ rally.

Even the graphics department at CSN Bay Area was shell-shocked by the Sharks’ rally.

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Video of Coach Pop and Craig Junior. Try not to get choked up.

Also OF COURSE Coch Pop says “fanny.”

“I gotta tell you, you did a great job, but I’d rather have your dad standing here. Craig, we miss you. You’ve been an important part of all this for a long time, doing a great job. We want your fanny back on the court - and I promise I’ll be nice. Get back here. Good luck.”
— Gregg Popovich, from his sideline interview with Craig Sager, Jr. (via nbaoffseason)
Filed under: sports NBA nba playoffs craig sager steve kerr marv albert 
The Craig Sager fashion tribute continues in Chicago.

"Is that lilac, Marv?"

The Craig Sager fashion tribute continues in Chicago.

"Is that lilac, Marv?"